If you’re asking how to get invited
If you’re asking how to get invited
To draw at a sex club
It’s fair to say
You’ll never get invited to draw at a sex club
But here’s a tip: try to board a bus,
Get sandwiched in the closing doors
Because the driver hasn’t noticed you,
Apologise,
And make it happen more than once.
You need an absent aura.
Then buy low-friction art materials
To keep the noise down.
Isobel Williams wrote and illustrated The Supreme Court: A Guide for Bears, a guide to the UK Supreme Court for bears, and, for Carcanet Classics, SWITCH: The Complete Catullus.
Drawing (from the sex club) is by Isobel Williams ©. (First published by Carcanet, Photo credit: with thanks to to BiZarre Events London