WINE INTO WATER
 

this morning
as I walked past
the Methodist church
whose notice board
is always telling us
such things as
“Christ is everywhere”
I saw
two scruffily dressed
old men with beards
seated on the steps
outside
sharing a bottle
of cider
 
I could only assume
that it was Jesus
and one of his
disciples
and that
having been locked
out of the church
Jesus had seen fit
to perform a variation
of his water into wine
miracle
 
yet my instincts
told me otherwise
 
 
 

TWINS

 
I once worked with
a girl called Susan
who had an
identical twin sister
called Jane
 
except
she was a liar
and the twins
were so alike
that they were
in fact
one and the same
person
 
I went out
with both of them

• Colin Cross lives in Norwich (England) and has numerous poems published in small press zines throughout the UK, Europe and USA. He is a regular contributor to IS&T.