You Know You Want To
Hi Babe, Thirteen’s the name, Number Thirteen, licensed to thrill. That’s right, the bad-boy integer – stick with me Honey and you’ll live life in the fast lane. I know you might think I’m odd, but do you really want to hang around with Even Stephen? What a square, ditch the dude Sugar Lips; remember I’m in my prime! And don’t get stuck with that Pi guy, he’s a total bore who just doesn't know when to stop. I’ve got to dash Cupcake, but hey, give me a call if you fancy some good times. You know my number.
* Nick Allen is a mental health nurse from Manchester, England.
