MEDICATION
I was a super spy last night, thwarting evil deeds from the seat of my Aston Martin. The night before, I was making love to the most beautiful woman in world; a person way too rich for my blood. Yes, I have vivid and unrealistic dreams when I'm on cold medication. Golly Gee! You should have seen me pitch my no-hitter the night before. It was a gem! Even Hank Aaron struck out! Now, I wonder what tonight will bring. Being a pirate ship captain would be cool. I always wanted to rape and pillage and die in the eye of a hurricane. And to think, I could come back as the archeologist who discovers my ship wreck.
Sudafed and Tylenol 3s
my bed drenched
from a harrowing experience
* Mike Montreuil is a regular IS&T contributor and sends greetings from “snowy Ottawa”.
