Willie
 
My name’s Willie – Fred’s Willie actually.  I like to have fun with Fred. For example, in the middle of the night when he is fast asleep, I wake him up and tell him I need the loo!

And in the morning, while he’s still snoring away, I’m all big and strong and bouncing around.  But when he and Betty wake up I pretend to be asleep!
 
The things they do to try and wake me up but I just go on playing dead. What a laugh!

My name’s Wille, but he calls me a prick. And I can’t really blame him…


* Nick Allen is a nurse working in Dorset. More of his stories can be
found on his Tiny Badger blog at  
http://thetinybadger.blogspot.com/