Andrew McCallum on the weird and wonderful

The Weird and Wonderful World of TEFL #1 – #10 # 1
Sally got sacked for bringing stray dogs to class, although she swears it was because she refused to wear shoes.

# 2
Chas got sacked for playing his guitar too much during lessons.

# 3
Duncey was a born-again...

Myfanwy Fox is smoking but not inhaling

Monica Lewinsky smokingbut not inhalingthat urge to fit inwe felt the sameI knew. conjugate the verb: to suckhe sucks(present absence)I sucked(past tense)but I didn’t swallow(excuses);the voyeurs lap it up.* Myfanwy Fox always read but only recently dared...

Julia Bird gives voice to the Queen's guinea pig

Elizabeth’s Guinea Pig Madam, a diversion the courtier saysand scoops me, not unkindly, from the basket.You know me: a bean-bag with petal feetwhich flower hot or cold depending on the mood,fur whirled in a double crownon my brushwood-coloured rump. I'm on...

Tyler Bigney is thinking about flying

Things I sometimes think about when traveling by plane

Blowing through clouds, I want to see the desert sunthey talk so much about in movies. The ocean looks 
bigger, thirty thousand feet in the air.Shaken by turbulence, I wonder what people thought of when the plane...

John Greening is at Forge House

Forge Housefor Valerie, in memory of our motherBetty Greening (née Turner), born May WhaleHe leans out of the door to the forge, holding a smilethat might be simple courtesy or satisfactionwith something he’s made, but could be because of knowingmore than us – about...