break up in the austrian themed fondue restaurant

 

his shirt

matched the tablecloth

his leiderhosen

didn’t match the shirt

nothing fits,

I said. you

picked up a cube of bread,

and buttered it

you’ll get butter

in the cheese,

i said. you

ate it

cheeseless

 

i said

if you didn’t want cheese on it

why are we here?

 

 

Abi Palmer was born in the wake of the great Helena Train Wreck (1989). Current interests include Spaghetti Westerns and amazon.co.uk’s one-time 352nd best reviewer.