Home Remedy for a Broken Heart
She downed one bottle of Sauvignon,
took two double shots of vodka,
then gulped back three small G and Ts.
Four Bloody Marys and her hair smelled of sick
but five flaming sambucas blurred
her tastebuds and six cosmopolitans
had her giggling men, sex – and Basstardss!
Seven something else broke her new heels.
Ate, sorry, she meant eight,
arms helped tumble her to a taxi.
Nine, no ten – or was it eleven? –
fingers swayed in front of her, then slumped
in her lap. Were there more on her back?
And what was that on her face?
Darkness. Twelve heads on a pillow,
clamped in a vice then swung.
Thirteen minutes, maybe, of forgetting
before the cure wore off.
*Sarah James says “I am a published poet, part-time performer and perpetual procrastinator! My collection, Into the Yell (Circaidy Gregory Press) won third prize in the International Rubery Book Awards. My website is at http://sarah-james.co.uk“
This poem made me smile, and visit Sarah's website, where I enjoyed reading more of her refreshingly imaginative poems.
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