Ehs View
wit eh luvs aboot bein mental iz thi freedom ay speech
wit eh hates aboot bein mental iz thi way thi wordz git stuk
wit eh luvs aboot thi condition iz thi income support muni
wit eh hates aboot thi condition iz thi eighty quid a week budgit
wit eh luvs aboot thi life iz thi free hoose
wit eh hates aboot thi life iz thi shite location
wit eh luvs aboot thi pills iz they chill im right oot
wit eh hates aboot thi pills iz they make im fat
wit eh luvs aboot it iz no workin
wit eh hates aboot it iz gettin bored
wit eh luvs aboot it iz eh lives in ehs ain wee bubble
wit eh hates aboot it iz ehs cut oaf fae thi world
wit eh luvs aboot it is thi fresh perspective
wit eh hates aboot it iz naebody else kin see it
wit eh luvs aboot it iz thi voices keep ehm compni
wit eh hates aboot it iz thi voices tell ehm whit tae dae
wit eh luvs aboot it iz thi attention eh gets
wit eh hates aboot it iz thi sections they slap on ehm
wit eh luvs aboot it iz thi fact its no cancer
wit eh hates aboot it iz thi suicide attempts
wit eh luvs aboot it iz thi up up ups
wit eh hates aboot it iz thi doon doon doons
wit eh luvs aboot it iz thi intensiti
wit eh hates aboot it iz thi flatness
wit eh luvs aboot it iz thi frogs in thi hallway
wit eh hates aboot it iz theyre no real
wit eh luvs aboot it aiwiz huz a dark n selfish tinge
• Will Collins is studying creative writing at the University of Winchester and says he has written this piece in a strong Glaswgian accent to give it a city feel.
