{"id":956,"date":"2007-01-05T12:12:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-05T12:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=956"},"modified":"2007-01-05T12:12:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-05T12:12:00","slug":"odious-explosion-a-haibun-by-zane-parks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/odious-explosion-a-haibun-by-zane-parks\/","title":{"rendered":"Odious Explosion &#8211; a haibun by Zane Parks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: bold;\">Odious Explosion<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">&nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">Right in the middle of social studies class, I fart. Loudly. I&#39;m mortified. A moment of stunned silence. But then relief. The class clown claims it as his own. Everybody laughs.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">&nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">cat on the mantle<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">I catch the buddha<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">in his fall<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><br style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><br style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">\u2022 Zane Parks writes about his interest in haiku, tanka, haibun and similar Japanese forms on his website at <\/span><a style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zaneparks.com\">www.zaneparks.com<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Odious Explosion&nbsp;Right in the middle of social studies class, I fart. Loudly. I&#39;m mortified. A moment of stunned silence. But then relief. The class clown claims it as his own. Everybody laughs.&nbsp;cat on the mantleI catch the buddhain his fall\u2022 Zane Parks writes about his interest in haiku, tanka, haibun and similar Japanese forms on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haibun-tanka-haiku-haiga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}