{"id":947,"date":"2011-01-01T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-01T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=947"},"modified":"2020-12-14T11:14:53","modified_gmt":"2020-12-14T11:14:53","slug":"the-eighth-day-of-chrismas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/the-eighth-day-of-chrismas\/","title":{"rendered":"The Eighth Day of Chrismas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\" size=\"2\"><font><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Resolution<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Hungover in the cow-fresh air, <br \/>they leave their after-party friends <br \/>to stuffing frosty cars with leftovers <br \/>and sleeping children. She wishes<br \/>that they had a dog, or tartan travel rugs.<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>The pub is mulled and mistletoed,<br \/>ashine with polished warming pans and holly.<br \/>The Sheffield Pipe Band skirls into the bar and out, <br \/>unlikely in their kilts. The landlord smiles at her. <br \/>The band leader, the men in bright new scarves,<br \/>the other fireside lovers: everyone is smiling.<br \/>She removes, too late, the reindeer hat. <\/p>\n<p>He heaves her uphill to the torpid castle: <br \/>kisses her against the wishbone walls, <br \/>scowls at glockenspiels and trumpets<br \/>blarting up through crow-filled trees.<br \/>They march down singing Wenceslas.<br \/>This is going to be a fruitful year,<br \/>she thinks. Or better than the last.<\/p>\n<p>Jo Bell<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/font><\/font><font size=\"2\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">New Year Canticles<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">1.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The new government is the old government,<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The new year is the old year in new shoes,<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The new testament is the old one reversed,<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The new man is the old man newly cursed.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The new poor are the old poor plus a few.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The new itinerant is the old bum.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The new lie is the old lie, and then some.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The new Titanic steams on through old scum.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">2.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">When they blew away the dust they found<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">a brand new darkness underneath.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">It surprised them. They prodded it with sticks.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">It didn\u2019t move for ages, then it stirred.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">It wanted naming but they couldn\u2019t find the word<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">3.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">You think of your children in the early light<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">of the new era. You think of birds in flight.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">You think of a cup in the kitchen in the broad<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">sunlight of mid November, of the faint noise of the road.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">You think of the rhetoric of time<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">as a faintly bombastic ticking. You think of buds<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">ticking away in the branch under the rime.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The emblematic delicacy of soap suds.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">4.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">And the notion of an uninterrupted passage<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">towards happiness, the joy of the unkissed moment<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">waiting to fly past you, reassuringly off-message,<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">like a ludicrous, airborne, angelic monument,<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Cupid on a bender, a sweet urgent gust<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">of well-being. Love among the just.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">George Szirtes<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bell-jar.co.uk\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">*Jo Bell<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"> works across the UK on a huge range of poetry projects, including National Poetry Day and Ledbury Poetry Festival. She has no sense of humour at all so won&#39;t be adding a witty comment about her hobbies.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/georgeszirtes.blogspot.com\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">*George Szirtes<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">: Intended scientist, drawn into bad company of poetry and art, leapt into translation. Published shelffuls of books, won some glittering prizes. Bits of radio and telly but only in an obscure kind of way. Talks a lot.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Resolution Hungover in the cow-fresh air, they leave their after-party friends to stuffing frosty cars with leftovers and sleeping children. She wishesthat they had a dog, or tartan travel rugs.&nbsp;The pub is mulled and mistletoed,ashine with polished warming pans and holly.The Sheffield Pipe Band skirls into the bar and out, unlikely in their kilts. 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