{"id":9364,"date":"2015-10-25T08:00:55","date_gmt":"2015-10-25T08:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=9364"},"modified":"2015-09-23T10:53:52","modified_gmt":"2015-09-23T10:53:52","slug":"robin-kidson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/robin-kidson\/","title":{"rendered":"Robin Kidson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>This is What We Find<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is what we find when we go outside:<br \/>\nRoads melting in the heat;<br \/>\nHalf-naked teenage boys kicking footballs in the street;<br \/>\nThe Indian kids playing cricket in the park,<br \/>\nGrass darkening their otherwise<br \/>\nImmaculate whites.<br \/>\n\u201cHey, do you want a game?\u201d they shout.<br \/>\nSee, this is what happens when you go out;<br \/>\nPeople want a piece of you;<br \/>\nPeople want you for their team.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t want to run around in this heat.<br \/>\nI don\u2019t want grass staining my new clean clothes.<br \/>\nI don\u2019t want the captains telling me what to do.<br \/>\nI want to stay indoors, conserving my strength,<br \/>\nKeeping my own company,<br \/>\nAnd my flesh and soul in harmony.<br \/>\nI want to sit quietly in the cool,<br \/>\nCultivating the whiteness of my skin,<br \/>\nListening to old Bowie LPs,<br \/>\nAnd reading Proust and Agatha Christie.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and eating till I\u2019m clinically obese,<br \/>\nAnd need to be winched out to receive<br \/>\nLife saving surgery,<br \/>\nFor which circumstance,<br \/>\nHaving been corrupted by the BBC,<br \/>\nI will look for someone to blame,<br \/>\nAnd settle on the people outside,<br \/>\nWho want me on their team,<br \/>\nAnd will not let me be;<br \/>\nThe captains who will not let me be me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Robin Kidson<\/strong> was born and bred in a remote part of rural Northumberland, but now lives near Bristol. He can occasionally be heard reciting his poems in the various poetry venues of that city \u2013 including the Lansdown pub in Clifton.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; This is What We Find This is what we find when we go outside: Roads melting in the heat; Half-naked teenage boys kicking footballs in the street; The Indian kids playing cricket in the park, Grass darkening their otherwise Immaculate whites. \u201cHey, do you want a game?\u201d they shout. See, this is what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9364"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9367,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9364\/revisions\/9367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}