{"id":934,"date":"2010-12-21T19:01:30","date_gmt":"2010-12-21T19:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=934"},"modified":"2010-12-21T19:01:30","modified_gmt":"2010-12-21T19:01:30","slug":"duncan-jones-says-what-we-are-all-thinking-about-the-weather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/duncan-jones-says-what-we-are-all-thinking-about-the-weather\/","title":{"rendered":"Duncan Jones says what we are all thinking about the weather"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Cold Snap<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">My fridge is warmer than my kitchen.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">My woolly socks are really itchin\u2019<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">I am staying warm by all my bitchin\u2019.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Minus ten on the way to Tesco.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Driving along on the ice and snow.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">More slippery than a manifesto.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Some bugger\u2019s turned the Gulf Stream off.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Who put the Arctic in my loft?<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">My Swedish mates think I am soft.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br \/><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">* Duncan Jones<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"> types away in Lincolnshire though his mind is often elsewhere. He has had a couple of short fiction pieces published&nbsp; in <\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Structo<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"> magazine. He doesn&#39;t really have any Swedish mates though does know some Finns but that wasn&#39;t as alliterative. <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cold SnapMy fridge is warmer than my kitchen.My woolly socks are really itchin\u2019I am staying warm by all my bitchin\u2019.Minus ten on the way to Tesco.Driving along on the ice and snow.More slippery than a manifesto.Some bugger\u2019s turned the Gulf Stream off.Who put the Arctic in my loft?My Swedish mates think I am soft.* Duncan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}