{"id":8690,"date":"2015-06-25T08:00:48","date_gmt":"2015-06-25T08:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=8690"},"modified":"2015-06-25T12:23:26","modified_gmt":"2015-06-25T12:23:26","slug":"joe-cushnan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/joe-cushnan\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Cushnan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>In Chartres<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1<\/p>\n<p>Young girl on a bench<br \/>\nLights a cigarette,<br \/>\nThen, with her cigarette-holding hand,<br \/>\nTries to put on sunglasses<br \/>\nAnd, with her camera-holding hand,<br \/>\nTries to position herself<br \/>\nTo take a photograph.<br \/>\nShe fumbles,<br \/>\nShe mumbles,<br \/>\nShe almost drops the glasses,<br \/>\nPuts the cigarette in her mouth,<br \/>\nPuts the camera on the bench,<br \/>\nTidies the glasses on her face<br \/>\nIn a moment of sense to avoid a mishap.<br \/>\nThen, finally, she takes the photo<br \/>\nAs a half-inch of ash drops onto her lap.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2<\/p>\n<p>A small waiter grapples<br \/>\nTo raise a large table umbrella,<br \/>\nStruggles to reach high enough,<br \/>\nHis hand slips, au secours,<br \/>\nThe umbrella collapses towards its pole<br \/>\nAnd he is almost swallowed whole.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Joe Cushnan<\/strong> is a freelance writer with a career in retailing behind him. His published work has included reviews, features and poetry in a wide range of media outlets.\u00a0 He has written several books of fun verse and the biography<em> Stephen Boyd: From Belfast To Hollywood.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; In Chartres 1 Young girl on a bench Lights a cigarette, Then, with her cigarette-holding hand, Tries to put on sunglasses And, with her camera-holding hand, Tries to position herself To take a photograph. She fumbles, She mumbles, She almost drops the glasses, Puts the cigarette in her mouth, Puts the camera [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8690"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8692,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8690\/revisions\/8692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}