{"id":805,"date":"2010-09-03T12:12:49","date_gmt":"2010-09-03T12:12:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=805"},"modified":"2010-09-03T12:12:49","modified_gmt":"2010-09-03T12:12:49","slug":"ryan-quinn-flanagan-says-dont-try-the-gravy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/ryan-quinn-flanagan-says-dont-try-the-gravy\/","title":{"rendered":"Ryan Quinn Flanagan says don&#39;t try the gravy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><meta name=\"Title\" content=\"\"><br \/>\n<meta name=\"Keywords\" content=\"\"><br \/>\n<meta http-equiv=\"Content-Type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><br \/>\n<meta name=\"ProgId\" content=\"Word.Document\"><br \/>\n<meta name=\"Generator\" content=\"Microsoft Word 2008\"><br \/>\n<meta name=\"Originator\" content=\"Microsoft Word 2008\">\n<link style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\" rel=\"File-List\" 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