{"id":7953,"date":"2015-01-03T09:00:25","date_gmt":"2015-01-03T09:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=7953"},"modified":"2020-12-14T11:18:35","modified_gmt":"2020-12-14T11:18:35","slug":"the-eleventh-day-of-christmas-ben-banyard-sally-goldsmith-julie-hogg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/the-eleventh-day-of-christmas-ben-banyard-sally-goldsmith-julie-hogg\/","title":{"rendered":"The Eleventh Day of Christmas &#8211; Ben Banyard and Sally Goldsmith"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>So, This Is Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Your mouth\u2019s stuffed with tinsel;<br \/>\nit bristles in your throat,<br \/>\njust as glitter cakes your eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Holly scores your forehead<br \/>\nand you lose crowns on the<br \/>\nsecret flaming sixpence.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re becoming obese:<br \/>\nheart\u2019s wreathed in goose fat.<br \/>\nFairy lights cable your ankles.<\/p>\n<p>Quick, open a window, taste<br \/>\nthe frost, be a mistletoe friend,<br \/>\na mulled, spiced berry.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ben Banyard<\/strong> lives in Portishead, where he writes poetry and short fiction. His work has appeared in <em>Shortlist Magazine, Sarasvati, Snakeskin, The Stare&#8217;s Nest, Ancient Heart, Nutshells &amp; Nuggets, I Am Not A Silent Poet <\/em>and<em> Fry Your Friends.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A Satsuma for Ann Sansom<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Instead, I bet you got a Terry\u2019s chocolate orange<br \/>\nin your stocking. But hey &#8211; at least this year the snow \u2013<br \/>\nlike Bing\u2019s dream \u2013 was deep and goosey, and the moon<br \/>\nwas full, and when the sun eclipsed it on the twenty first &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>it was Solstice &#8211; not Christmas, shepherds, flocks, the First<br \/>\nNowell \u2013 and it was shot deep red like a blood orange<br \/>\nin the morning sky. The park was deep, crisp and even the snow<br \/>\nwas brighter, whiter than the sulking, brooding moon.<\/p>\n<p>On our street it soon waned to just a paring &#8211; dulled, mooned<br \/>\nitself over the sun on the 4th January when it returned it\u2019s own first-<br \/>\nin-the-year eclipse, biting out hot flesh like a segment of orange<br \/>\nand the park was dimmed and\u00a0 tried to remember the melted snow.<\/p>\n<p>The magi maybe came and went, but it came back, the snow,<br \/>\njust the day after, and with it the new we-will-rock-you moon.<br \/>\nQuick &#8211; take down flashing santas, snatch a mistletoe kiss, and first<br \/>\neat up each slice of stollen, stilton and that Terry\u2019s dark orange<\/p>\n<p>before we can out the old, bring in a new moon,<br \/>\nwelcome new epiphanies of snow. I\u2019ll give you this satsuma.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sally Goldsmith<\/strong> is a singer as well as a poet. Her pamphlet <em>SInger<\/em> was a winner in the Poetry Business Pamphlet Competition and she was commended in the 2012 National Poetry Competition.\u00a0 Smith\/Doorstop published her first collection <em>Are We There Yet?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; So, This Is Christmas Your mouth\u2019s stuffed with tinsel; it bristles in your throat, just as glitter cakes your eyes. Holly scores your forehead and you lose crowns on the secret flaming sixpence. You\u2019re becoming obese: heart\u2019s wreathed in goose fat. Fairy lights cable your ankles. Quick, open a window, taste the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twelve-days-of-christmas-2014"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7953"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23957,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7953\/revisions\/23957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}