{"id":758,"date":"2010-07-29T10:05:56","date_gmt":"2010-07-29T10:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=758"},"modified":"2010-07-29T10:05:56","modified_gmt":"2010-07-29T10:05:56","slug":"geoff-stevens-says-tfi-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/geoff-stevens-says-tfi-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Geoff Stevens says TFI Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yes, bad timing, this should really be used tomorrow…<\/span><\/p>\n

FFRIDAY<\/span>
 <\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
no hot water<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
one earring rolling<\/span>
beneath the bed<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
it\u2019s half past eight<\/span>
I\u2019ll be late<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
the car\u2019s stalled again<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
the petrol\u2019s low<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
someone\u2019s nicked<\/span>
my parking space<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
Miss Evans is sick<\/span>
\u201cCan you take 2B?\u201d<\/span>
Fuck! Why me?<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
must these kids<\/span>
play up like this<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
all day Miss! Miss! Miss!<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
enough of this<\/span>
Oh!Fuck she said<\/span>
detention duty too<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
got nothing in for tea<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
why am I always hungry<\/span>
Fuck it she said<\/span>
I\u2019ll get fish & chips<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
got nothing for the cats<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
they\u2019ll have to share<\/span>
with me<\/span>
Fuck fuck fuck she said<\/span>
forgot he\u2019s coming tonight<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
why are you so early<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
you look a mess<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
haven\u2019t washed your hair<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
you know I hate that shirt<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
nothing on TV<\/span>
Fuck she said<\/span>
what we going to do all night<\/span>
We could\u2026<\/span>
You can forget that she said.<\/span>
 <\/span>


<\/font>* <\/span><\/font>Geoff
\n Stevens<\/span> is a
\n painter and poet who has run the Purple Patch<\/span> magazine for many years. Last
\n year he was awarded The Ted Slade
\nAward for
\nServices to Poetry.<\/p>\n

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Yes, bad timing, this should really be used tomorrow… FFRIDAY Fuck she saidno hot waterFuck she saidone earring rollingbeneath the bedFuck she saidit\u2019s half past eightI\u2019ll be lateFuck she saidthe car\u2019s stalled againFuck she saidthe petrol\u2019s lowFuck she saidsomeone\u2019s nickedmy parking spaceFuck she saidMiss Evans is sick\u201cCan you take 2B?\u201dFuck! Why me?Fuck she saidmust these kidsplay […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}