{"id":72,"date":"2012-02-07T17:17:20","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T17:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=72"},"modified":"2012-02-07T17:17:20","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T17:17:20","slug":"kim-farleighs-vast-present","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/kim-farleighs-vast-present\/","title":{"rendered":"Kim Farleigh&#39;s &#39;Vast Present&#39;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font style=\"font-weight: bold;\" size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">A Vast Present<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Two men in black T-shirts and black boots boarded the bus.&nbsp; One stretched out on a seat and closed his eyes.&nbsp; The other sat facing the first one. <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u201cI love fucking fat women!\u201d the second one said.&nbsp; \u201cWhat a line!&nbsp; And what a fantastic, big arse she had as well!\u201d&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The stretched-out man leant his head on his seat\u2019s backrest and closed his eyes. &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The long-haired talker continued: \u201cI bet you couldn\u2019t get your face out of those tits of hers as well?&nbsp; They were flesh footballs!\u201d&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">A mother and daughter were staring out a window.&nbsp; Old things new in a skeletal-bough world of returning buds coloured the world.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">An Englishman was on a back seat.&nbsp; The sneering talker said: \u201cLook at that guiri.&nbsp; That bone-white skin isn\u2019t natural.&nbsp; It\u2019s like a disease.\u201d<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The stretched-out man folded his arms and smiled weakly. &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u201cLook at those freckles on that white pastiness,\u201d the talker said.&nbsp; \u201cThat\u2019s disgusting.\u201d<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Thorny, spiky cactus arms, like tentacles with sharp points, rose from the cactus\u2019s crown-like base that was studded into a green bank, like a tumour.&nbsp; Speckled daisies in winter green, like emblems of bright possibilities, surrounded the plant.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u201cHe\u2019s a crab,\u201d the talker grinned.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The sleepy man didn\u2019t look.&nbsp; No one wanted to look at anyone else except the talker.&nbsp; The talker loved looking at other people.&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u201cHe\u2019s oblivious,\u201d the talker smiled.&nbsp; \u201cHe doesn\u2019t understand anything!\u201d<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Easily thrilled, the Englishman thought, by anything except real opportunities. <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u201cHow can anyone have hair that colour?\u201d the talker grimaced.&nbsp; \u201cThat\u2019s not natural.&nbsp; What a pasty-faced guiri git; and he\u2019s oblivious!\u201d<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The bus whined away from traffic lights.&nbsp; An ambulance\u2019s siren wailed.&nbsp; A motorcycle\u2019s roar rose then disappeared.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u201cHe doesn\u2019t understand anything,\u201d the smiling talker repeated.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Frustrated drivers were blowing horns.&nbsp; The talker\u2019s excited smile didn\u2019t elicit any enthusiasm from the sleepy man who shut his eyes.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u201cThat hair,\u201d the talker said, \u201clooks like fairy floss.\u201d<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The sleepy man didn\u2019t respond.&nbsp; The talker screwed his face up, disgusted. &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The bus stopped beside some road workers who were up to their necks in a hole.&nbsp; A pile driver started making a din.&nbsp; The road workers put on headphones.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u201cHe\u2019s oblivious!\u201d the talker said.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">A man was pushing a trolley down a footpath.&nbsp; A woman was selecting fruit from a fruit-and-vegetable shop, her baby in a pram beside her. &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The mother and daughter left the bus and went into a post office.&nbsp; A waiter was taking an order in an outdoor caf\u00e9.&nbsp; People were minding their own business.&nbsp; They had business to mind. &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u201cHe looks like a snowflake,\u201d the grinning talker continued, \u201csprayed with shit.\u201d<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The talker\u2019s frog mouth resembled parallel rubber rings.&nbsp; The sleepy man didn\u2019t respond. &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The Englishman stared out the window, happy that the talker thought that he couldn\u2019t understand Spanish.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u201cHe\u2019s oblivious,\u201d the talker repeated.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">An amazed smile split the rubber rings apart.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">He acts, the Englishman thought, as if his desired future has already arrived.&nbsp; But his truth is the present \u2013 and he has no idea that that\u2019s true.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The two men got off.&nbsp; The talker waved at the Englishman who looked away.&nbsp; The grinning talker\u2019s waving arm described an arm\u2019s-length circle.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u201cHe\u2019s oblivious,\u201d the talker repeated, smiling.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">The talker\u2019s futureless present was so vast that every tiny thing in it was enormous.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">*Kim Farleigh<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"> has worked for aid agencies in three conflicts: Iraq, Palestine and Kosovo.&nbsp; He takes risks to get the experience required for writing.&nbsp; His stories have been accepted by 41 different magazines. &nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Vast Present Two men in black T-shirts and black boots boarded the bus.&nbsp; One stretched out on a seat and closed his eyes.&nbsp; The other sat facing the first one. \u201cI love fucking fat women!\u201d the second one said.&nbsp; \u201cWhat a line!&nbsp; And what a fantastic, big arse she had as well!\u201d&nbsp; &nbsp;The stretched-out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}