{"id":6992,"date":"2014-07-06T08:00:23","date_gmt":"2014-07-06T08:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=6992"},"modified":"2020-12-14T13:43:34","modified_gmt":"2020-12-14T13:43:34","slug":"andrew-pidoux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/andrew-pidoux\/","title":{"rendered":"Andrew Pidoux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>20 Haiku and Senryu<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The candles glimmer,<br \/>\nThe tables are paved with wax:<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll be buried soon<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Where is the wildlife?<br \/>\nOh I forgot \u2013 it\u2019s London.<br \/>\nWe are the wildlife<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A stuffed fox for lunch?<br \/>\nBut it\u2019s just a cabinet<br \/>\nIn a dark old pub<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Skull and crossbones flag<br \/>\nFlapping on a narrow boat \u2013<br \/>\nBackwater pirate<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Deer in the clearing,<br \/>\nWhy does your candelabrum<br \/>\nCast so much strange light?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The river flowing<br \/>\nThrough my neighbour&#8217;s back garden<br \/>\nIs actually mine<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The pond in that lake<br \/>\nCan only be seen by those<br \/>\nWearing blue glasses<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A man with no head<br \/>\nApproached me this afternoon<br \/>\nThough it was near dark<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The dream of childhood \u2013<br \/>\nTo be bigger than your dad,<br \/>\nQuicker than your mum<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I used to be fat<br \/>\nBut I got lost in a fridge,<br \/>\nCame back out immune<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My orange juice is<br \/>\nA sort of microcosm \u2013<br \/>\nI don\u2019t know what of<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sunset at the ranch:<br \/>\nThe whole sky cracks an egg,<br \/>\nUnboils itself<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My shoes stare at me,<br \/>\nReflecting my gloomy face<br \/>\nLike a bright idea<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Thread me this needle;<br \/>\nMy eyes see camels ok<br \/>\nBut not other eyes<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>No one is as free<br \/>\nAs the street cleaner at dawn,<br \/>\nSweeping up our lives<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I saw an old fox<br \/>\nSniffing round your bins again \u2013<br \/>\nWhat are you hiding?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>They fired me. But why?<br \/>\nPerhaps I was too honest<br \/>\nRegarding their lies<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Heat wave in London \u2013<br \/>\nA naked businesswoman<br \/>\nLoses her job too<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The ranch fences twang\u2014<br \/>\nRoadrunner making music<br \/>\nOn barbed harpsichords<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A life like a dream<br \/>\nEnds by tumbling from a roof<br \/>\nWithout a pillow<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Andrew Pidoux<\/strong> is the author of <em>Year of the Lion (<\/em>Salt, 2010), and the winner of an Eric Gregory Award (1999). Recent haiku of his have appeared in <em>Haiku Quarterly, Monkey Kettle, Noctua, Paper Wasp<\/em> and<em> Time Haiku.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 20 Haiku and Senryu &nbsp; The candles glimmer, The tables are paved with wax: We&#8217;ll be buried soon &nbsp; Where is the wildlife? Oh I forgot \u2013 it\u2019s London. We are the wildlife &nbsp; A stuffed fox for lunch? But it\u2019s just a cabinet In a dark old pub &nbsp; Skull and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haibun-tanka-haiku-haiga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6992"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24025,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6992\/revisions\/24025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}