{"id":5544,"date":"2013-10-24T09:00:05","date_gmt":"2013-10-24T09:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=5544"},"modified":"2013-10-07T13:55:12","modified_gmt":"2013-10-07T13:55:12","slug":"eden-wood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/eden-wood\/","title":{"rendered":"Eden Wood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Seven<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1.<br \/>\nSome pretty little boy tried to get fresh<br \/>\nwith me in a bathroom<br \/>\nonce (just once), I was sat, drifting softly, legs apart<br \/>\non the edge of the bath<br \/>\nwhen he shut the sterile door,<br \/>\nbolted, sealed us in \u2014<br \/>\nI didn\u2019t trust him, his bubblegum wad tongue,<br \/>\ntaste of pineapple<br \/>\n(probably Bacardi Breezer)<br \/>\nthe sort of thing that\u2019s sweet<\/p>\n<p>2.<br \/>\nAt first, then sears my mouth<br \/>\nall half-numb and chemical, too acerbic to<br \/>\nstomach, tongue swollen and lip-tied; I didn\u2019t slap him<br \/>\naround his acid-sharp face, didn\u2019t give him<br \/>\nthe static electricity glow<br \/>\nof my hands on his skin,<br \/>\nonly punched him<br \/>\nsquarely in the gut, slammed<br \/>\nthe door before his punch bowl insides gave way<br \/>\nall over the new-peeling paint.<\/p>\n<p>3.<br \/>\nSlumped deep in this sofa, we\u2019ve been<br \/>\nwatching the lava lamp shiver<br \/>\nand swell for well over an hour as the party cools<br \/>\naround us, kiss-blown lumps, all igneous,<br \/>\ninsignificant as planets; and it looks to me like you \u2014<br \/>\nswelling, yawning, wet red sweat beads<br \/>\nof your hedonistic minimum effort ethic;<br \/>\none who has never asked themselves<br \/>\nwhether God exists and, as such, has never been denigrated<br \/>\ninto triumph or zeal \u2014<\/p>\n<p>4.<br \/>\nAnd your lumpy majesty and<br \/>\ngrace, your curling tongue, your downy face,<br \/>\nall lackadaisical, makes me half crazy, burnt up<br \/>\nlike copper dust, never even second best.<br \/>\nIf only I\u2019d had your idea first<br \/>\nof a soul made of the dandruff flakes of<br \/>\ncocoons you never wholly shed, a collage<br \/>\nof half-hearts and purgings, wholly merged<br \/>\ninto a set of angel wings, all snowflake-blessed, sublime,<br \/>\nwhile I am evergreen, a mess.<\/p>\n<p>5.<br \/>\nFrom a suitable distance (as one views art), we are identical,<br \/>\none eye green, one eye blue \u2014 but you,<br \/>\nyou could never gaze upon<br \/>\nsome masterpiece that was not<br \/>\nyours because that is<br \/>\nnot how you taught yourself to see; my heart, for instance \u2014<br \/>\nall that glistens is mostly blood, and God knows<br \/>\nthat is the currency<br \/>\nof the vast, dank kingdom<br \/>\nbetween your skull and your ribcage.<\/p>\n<p>6.<br \/>\nI, however, concern myself more with<br \/>\nhoarding than stealing, filling my organs as you do<br \/>\nwith oxygen particles, dust and booze, cartons of<br \/>\njuice and draughts carrying maladies<br \/>\nthat I cluster, stuff myself on, give me<br \/>\ngratification, give me death, my glorious<br \/>\nstore of breath a false troposphere, closing<br \/>\nall the windows in talcum powder and dew<br \/>\nuntil I burst, polluted like fireworks,<br \/>\nform a cesspool, wreck my party dress.<\/p>\n<p>7.<br \/>\nTo be grazed is to be graced, you see,<br \/>\nfor I am Lady Midas \u2014 not yet<br \/>\nbeyond the point of contagion, mistletoe-crowned,<br \/>\ndiamante gas mask worn this morning to glide above<br \/>\nground and weave through malls, mere mortals,<br \/>\nas gilded thread glides through tapestry, I do not trust<br \/>\nmy head would pass through the eye of a needle<br \/>\nthough my soul like a left side lung has shrunk<br \/>\nto make space for the splendour<br \/>\nof all the rest of me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eden Wood<\/strong> is currently a 17-year-old girl living in London, studying A-Level English Literature, Classics and Philosophy. Her bedroom houses three pet cacti and a kitten named Am\u00e9lie. She wants to be God; would settle for &#8220;Ghost Princess&#8221;. twitter:\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/edenhalo\" target=\"_blank\">@edenhalo\u00a0 <\/a>writing blog: e<a href=\"http:\/\/eden-halo.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">den-halo.tumblr.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Seven 1. 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