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I Went To Space With Leo DiCaprio<\/strong><\/p>\n We fell in love in space, <\/p>\n \u00a0 I Went To Space With Leo DiCaprio We fell in love in space, but then quickly fell out again, we divorced in space, which made things awkward, In space everything is thinner, I looked like a supermodel, that’s probably why he fell in love with me in the first place, it’s fun […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5253"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5256,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5253\/revisions\/5256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nbut then quickly fell out again,
\nwe divorced in space,
\nwhich made things awkward,
\nIn space everything is thinner,
\nI looked like a supermodel,
\nthat’s probably why he fell in
\nlove with me in the first place,
\nit’s fun being rich in Space,
\neating caviar is a challenge!!
\nI took lots of pictures with an old
\nbrownie camera,
\nfrom space Earth looks like
\na Gargoyle,
\nyou probably didn’t expect me
\nto say that,
\nI’m sorry to dampen your
\nillusions, but seriously,
\nit’s Grotesque!
\nI didn’t have time to bear Leo’s children
\nso the divorce wasn’t messy or anything,
\nin case you are wondering,
\nI told Leo my dreams in Space,
\nhe thought I was weird,
\nand asked about Lithium,
\nit was a bumpy ride on
\nthe way home,
\nand very loud,
\nI plan to sell this story to
\nthe tabloids.<\/p>\n
\nMelanie Browne<\/strong> is a poetry and fiction writer living in Texas with her husband and three children.Her work can be found at Storyglossia, Johnny America,<\/em> and Pulp Metal Magazine<\/em>. She has a story forthcoming in the second Zombies Gone Wild Anthology.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"