{"id":514,"date":"2010-01-14T12:56:37","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T12:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=514"},"modified":"2010-01-14T12:56:37","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T12:56:37","slug":"new-flash-willies-up-to-his-old-tricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/new-flash-willies-up-to-his-old-tricks\/","title":{"rendered":"New flash – Willie's up to his old tricks"},"content":{"rendered":"

Willie<\/span>
 <\/span>
My name\u2019s Willie \u2013 Fred\u2019s Willie actually.  I like to have fun with Fred. For example, in the middle of the night when he is fast asleep, I wake him up and tell him I need the loo!<\/span>

And in the morning, while he\u2019s still snoring away, I\u2019m all big and strong and bouncing around.  But when he and Betty wake up I pretend to be asleep!<\/span>
 <\/span>
The things they do to try and wake me up but I just go on playing dead. What a laugh!<\/span>

My name\u2019s Wille, but he calls me a prick. And I can\u2019t really blame him\u2026<\/span>


* Nick Allen<\/span> is a nurse working in Dorset. More of his stories can be
\nfound on his Tiny Badger blog at   <\/span>http:\/\/thetinybadger.blogspot.com\/<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Willie My name\u2019s Willie \u2013 Fred\u2019s Willie actually.  I like to have fun with Fred. For example, in the middle of the night when he is fast asleep, I wake him up and tell him I need the loo!And in the morning, while he\u2019s still snoring away, I\u2019m all big and strong and bouncing around.  But […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}