{"id":5057,"date":"2013-08-22T09:00:19","date_gmt":"2013-08-22T09:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=5057"},"modified":"2013-08-22T11:38:12","modified_gmt":"2013-08-22T11:38:12","slug":"richard-cook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/richard-cook\/","title":{"rendered":"Richard Cook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>His Heart<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He offered her his heart as sashimi<br \/>\nperfect slices cut with a samurai sword,<br \/>\nserved with daikon and wasabi.<\/p>\n<p>He diced it into a tartare, seasoned<br \/>\nwith finely minced shallot and cornichons,<br \/>\ncrowned with a raw egg yolk.<\/p>\n<p>He served it hot buttered<br \/>\non toast, the fat lobe oozing<br \/>\nlike foie gras.<\/p>\n<p>He braised it, ventricles and all,<br \/>\nwith carrots and leeks and<br \/>\na single onion studded with\u00a0 cloves.<\/p>\n<p>He pressed it through a drum sieve,<br \/>\nfolded it into stiffened egg whites<br \/>\nand souffl\u00e9d it.<\/p>\n<p>He pickled it and served it<br \/>\nas a side dish, steeped in vinegar<br \/>\nand white peppercorns.<\/p>\n<p>He baked it into a pie, with<br \/>\nfour and twenty blackbirds, but<br \/>\nwhen the pie was opened the blackbirds were dead.<\/p>\n<p>He shaved wafer thin slices<br \/>\ninto a reubens, topped with<br \/>\nsauerkraut, pickles and swiss.<\/p>\n<p>He grilled it for surf \u2018n\u2019 turf<br \/>\nlaid it, inadequate, next to<br \/>\na poached Cornish blue lobster.<\/p>\n<p>He liquidised it into a milkshake,<br \/>\nhis aortic valve a straw,<br \/>\nto slurp it through.<\/p>\n<p>He salted it for the winter,<br \/>\nbut preserved, it looked, like<br \/>\na Martian\u2019s testicle.<\/p>\n<p>When he had exhausted all his recipes<br \/>\nhe disguised it as a cantaloupe melon,<br \/>\nwhich he hung from his ribcage, where<br \/>\nshe plucked it instantly. As she ate<br \/>\na huge wedge the juice dribbled<br \/>\ndown her chin and she asked<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAll I wanted was the simplest<br \/>\nof fruit. What took you so long<br \/>\nto offer it to me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Richard Cook<\/strong> is a charity fundraiser who started writing poetry last year. He is due to start the MA in Creative &amp; Life Writing at Goldsmith&#8217;s this September.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; His Heart He offered her his heart as sashimi perfect slices cut with a samurai sword, served with daikon and wasabi. He diced it into a tartare, seasoned with finely minced shallot and cornichons, crowned with a raw egg yolk. He served it hot buttered on toast, the fat lobe oozing like foie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5057"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5059,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5057\/revisions\/5059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}