{"id":5049,"date":"2013-08-20T09:00:41","date_gmt":"2013-08-20T09:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=5049"},"modified":"2013-08-04T16:02:17","modified_gmt":"2013-08-04T16:02:17","slug":"chris-boyd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/chris-boyd\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Boyd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Grafters<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve followed you for two hours.<\/p>\n<p>Across windswept beaches and deserted construction sites.<br \/>\nThrough dark alleyways and smoky late-night cabaret bars.<\/p>\n<p>Over highways where cars honk and zip past and across amusement parks burdened with people and noise.<\/p>\n<p>I will have my man.<\/p>\n<p>You scurry into a club on 6th with neon lights and a queue of impatient carousers outside.<\/p>\n<p>And the suited, booted muscle on the door,<br \/>\nreplaces the slack red rope, looks me up and down and says:<br \/>\n&#8220;Sorry mate. No trainers, no jeans. You&#8217;re not coming in with those on.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>END<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chris Boyd<\/strong> is 29 years old and originally from Chesterfield. He used to be in a band that no one listened to and then did some stand-up comedy that no one laughed at. He now writes short stories and is feeling marginally more optimistic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The Grafters I&#8217;ve followed you for two hours. Across windswept beaches and deserted construction sites. Through dark alleyways and smoky late-night cabaret bars. Over highways where cars honk and zip past and across amusement parks burdened with people and noise. I will have my man. You scurry into a club on 6th [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5049"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5049\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5051,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5049\/revisions\/5051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}