{"id":4500,"date":"2013-05-14T09:00:41","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T09:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=4500"},"modified":"2013-05-13T15:08:55","modified_gmt":"2013-05-13T15:08:55","slug":"catherine-graham-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/catherine-graham-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Michael Scott"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Snuff Shakespeare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Banquo is dead.<br \/>\nZipped inside a body bag, ringed by Zimmer frames.<\/p>\n<p>[Here comes more sugar for the shock.<\/p>\n<p>Sweet tea clouds hang.]<\/p>\n<p>What will they do now?<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s been lifted up like a rolled up carpet and put on a trolley,<br \/>\nthe audience look concerned,<br \/>\napart from the three at the front in dressing gowns,<br \/>\nsilently tearing pages from a pair of Mills And Boon romances.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s not the first, that was Hamlet.<br \/>\nThe Prince of Denmark was followed by Romeo and Juliet a couple of weeks later.<\/p>\n<p>[There\u2019s a tray of Garibaldi\u2019s now, pass them round.]<\/p>\n<p>The trolley is creaking as they take it out to a \u2018Private Ambulance\u2019 making ruts in the grass verge out the front.<\/p>\n<p>One of the nurses is clutching a see through bag with some rings and a pair of glasses inside.<\/p>\n<p>He didn\u2019t see it coming didn\u2019t Banquo and now he\u2019s behind a zip in the back of a transit van reeking of disinfectant.<\/p>\n<p>The driver\u2019s lit another roll up and is picking his nails as he waits for someone to sign his chit.<\/p>\n<p>What do they write?<\/p>\n<p>It doesn\u2019t fit in a box that\u2019s for sure, there\u2019s a few sides of A4 to this one.<\/p>\n<p>The phone\u2019s ringing, it\u2019s the coin operated one they bring round when people are out of sorts.<\/p>\n<p>Derek answers it, he\u2019s been told not to, but Derek hasn\u2019t come here for rules.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Well, is that the next one then?<br \/>\nAnd what would I have to do?<br \/>\nWon\u2019t the vinegar sting?<br \/>\nOK, try and get the ones in malt vinegar,<br \/>\nthat clear stuff just doesn\u2019t cut it.<br \/>\nAnd Terry will claw them out? Right-o, when are you here? Thank you.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>The phone\u2019s down and Derek has already raised the front axle of his commode and is heading my way.<\/p>\n<p>King Lear would be my guess.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael Scott<\/strong> is a poet and writer from Swindon, co-editor of <a href=\"http:\/\/domesticcherry.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Domestic Cherry<\/em> magazine<\/a>, Chair of BlueGate Poets and a founder of Swindon Festival of Poetry. This is his website: <a href=\"http:\/\/michaelscott.org.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">www.michaelscott.org.uk <\/a>&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Snuff Shakespeare Banquo is dead. Zipped inside a body bag, ringed by Zimmer frames. [Here comes more sugar for the shock. Sweet tea clouds hang.] What will they do now? He\u2019s been lifted up like a rolled up carpet and put on a trolley, the audience look concerned, apart from the three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4500"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4502,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4500\/revisions\/4502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}