{"id":4026,"date":"2013-02-14T09:00:42","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T09:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=4026"},"modified":"2013-02-12T11:08:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-12T11:08:00","slug":"abi-palmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/abi-palmer\/","title":{"rendered":"Abi Palmer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>break up in the austrian themed fondue restaurant<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>his shirt<\/p>\n<p>matched the tablecloth<\/p>\n<p>his leiderhosen<\/p>\n<p>didn\u2019t match the shirt<\/p>\n<p>nothing fits,<\/p>\n<p>I said. you<\/p>\n<p>picked up a cube of bread,<\/p>\n<p>and buttered it<\/p>\n<p>you\u2019ll get butter<\/p>\n<p>in the cheese,<\/p>\n<p>i said. you<\/p>\n<p>ate it<\/p>\n<p>cheeseless<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>i said<\/p>\n<p>if you didn\u2019t want cheese on it<\/p>\n<p>why are we here?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Abi Palmer<\/strong> was born in the wake of the great Helena Train Wreck (1989). Current interests include <a href=\"http:\/\/spaghettishowdown.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Spaghetti Westerns<\/a> and\u00a0amazon.co.uk\u2019s one-time 352nd best reviewer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; break up in the austrian themed fondue restaurant &nbsp; his shirt matched the tablecloth his leiderhosen didn\u2019t match the shirt nothing fits, I said. you picked up a cube of bread, and buttered it you\u2019ll get butter in the cheese, i said. you ate it cheeseless &nbsp; i said if you didn\u2019t want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4026"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4028,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4026\/revisions\/4028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}