{"id":3794,"date":"2012-12-31T09:00:25","date_gmt":"2012-12-31T09:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=3794"},"modified":"2020-12-14T11:16:18","modified_gmt":"2020-12-14T11:16:18","slug":"the-seventh-day-of-christmas-adam-warne-zelda-chappel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/the-seventh-day-of-christmas-adam-warne-zelda-chappel\/","title":{"rendered":"The Seventh Day of Christmas: Adam Warne, Zelda Chappel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A Christmas Carol From Ovid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He dumped her by text.<\/p>\n<p>She sat outside Costa and read the message:<\/p>\n<p>\u201ci don&#8217;t think we should see each other anymore\u201d<\/p>\n<p>What a dick.<\/p>\n<p>She wasn&#8217;t going to let him make her cry.<\/p>\n<p>She started to cry.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As she cried<\/p>\n<p>the tears flowed down her cheeks<\/p>\n<p>in burning rivulets.<\/p>\n<p>As she cried<\/p>\n<p>the tears began to burn away her skin.<\/p>\n<p>Fur pushed towards the surface,<\/p>\n<p>a pair of antlers sprouted,<\/p>\n<p>her nose went red.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She cried and cried<\/p>\n<p>until she had forgotten herself<\/p>\n<p>and off she galloped,<\/p>\n<p>leapt into the night<\/p>\n<p>heading north.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Adam Warne<\/strong>: In the past Adam was part of 28 Sonnets Later and performed at Luton Fringe Festival with The Poetry Choir. He got a degree from UEA, organised cabaret nights and his poetry appeared online and in <em>The Rialto.<\/em> Following these successes, he&#8217;s now employed to push trolleys at Asda.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Afterwards we found<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>space for whiskey-stained ghosts to pass between our lips.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight we&#8217;ll mark the days&#8217; shortness with our breaths<\/p>\n<p>and taught skins. \u00a0Touching, clouds of whispers dissipate<\/p>\n<p>slow, linger cold as orbs<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">hung low.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>From the pavement, streetlamps pick out laughter with<\/p>\n<p>precision, watch it dance with night &#8217;til we fold mesmerised<\/p>\n<p>by our own noises. \u00a0Tonight we are caught moving just out<\/p>\n<p>of reach. \u00a0The cold never felt<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">so warm.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zelda Chappel<\/strong> is a poet and occasional photographer living halfway between the city and the sea. \u00a0Slightly obsessed with fountain pens and tea. Previously published in<em> Popshot, South Bank Poetry<\/em> and <em>Aesthetica Creative Writing Annual 2012<\/em> (and a couple of others).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; A Christmas Carol From Ovid He dumped her by text. She sat outside Costa and read the message: \u201ci don&#8217;t think we should see each other anymore\u201d What a dick. She wasn&#8217;t going to let him make her cry. She started to cry. &nbsp; As she cried the tears flowed down her cheeks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twelve-days-of-christmas-2012"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3794"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23938,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3794\/revisions\/23938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}