{"id":379,"date":"2011-09-15T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=379"},"modified":"2020-12-14T13:43:51","modified_gmt":"2020-12-14T13:43:51","slug":"two-haiku-from-hay-brunsdon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/two-haiku-from-hay-brunsdon\/","title":{"rendered":"Two haiku from Hay Brunsdon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">My Favourite Things Haikus <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Bacon <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp; <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Sizziley, sizzle <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">In the pan I\u2019ll fry you and <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Lick fat from your back. <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp; <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u2018Just a friend\u2019 <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">And now you hopscotch <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">From holding my foetus hand <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">To kissing my neck. <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br \/><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">*Hay Brunsdon<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">: &#8220;I am a 22 year old aspiring poet from Stroud, Gloucestershire. I am due to start an MA in Creative Writing this year, 3 of my poems are to be published in an online poetry magazine and one of my plays was performed by students at my Uni. I like long words, crap village fetes and a spot of haberdashery&#8221;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Favourite Things Haikus &nbsp;Bacon &nbsp; Sizziley, sizzle In the pan I\u2019ll fry you and Lick fat from your back. &nbsp; \u2018Just a friend\u2019 &nbsp;And now you hopscotch From holding my foetus hand To kissing my neck. &nbsp;*Hay Brunsdon: &#8220;I am a 22 year old aspiring poet from Stroud, Gloucestershire. 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