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Angels writing to the Hebrides<\/strong> <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Seth Crook<\/strong> taught philosophy at various universities before moving to the Hebrides. He does not like cod philosophy in poetry. But he does like cod, poetry and philosophy.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Angels writing to the Hebrides Madam, there has been a misunderstanding, a misapprehension, something of that sort. Although we angels do drop daily to the heather, it is not a question of bad oxygen supply. No, we like it. It is probably a sexual thing. We like to bounce on our bottoms. Of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2923"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2925,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2923\/revisions\/2925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n<\/strong>
\nMadam,
\nthere has been
\na misunderstanding,
\na misapprehension,
\nsomething of that sort.
\nAlthough we angels do drop daily
\nto the heather,
\nit is not a question of
\nbad oxygen supply.
\nNo, we like it.
\nIt is probably a sexual thing.
\nWe like to bounce on
\nour bottoms.
\nOf course for you humans
\nheather is not the thing.
\nYour lot prefer pillows,
\nrubber, elephants and such.
\nBut we’re made of angel flesh
\nand it is not susceptible
\nto scratches, itches.
\nI hope that clears the matter up.
\nAlthough we should add
\nthat we do not like lichen.
\nThat is a bounce too far.
\nWe leave you to that in
\n–\u00a0\u00a0 Where?
\n–\u00a0\u00a0 Isle of Snull, Gull, Drull, Mull?
\nYours, Angels<\/p>\n