{"id":19666,"date":"2019-08-17T08:00:30","date_gmt":"2019-08-17T08:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=19666"},"modified":"2019-08-17T10:49:59","modified_gmt":"2019-08-17T10:49:59","slug":"chris-johnson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/chris-johnson\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Johnson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Talking to myself &#8211; at The Great Exhibition, Crystal Palace, London 185<\/strong>1<\/p>\n<p>&#8216; A barometer filled with leeches<br \/>\nin a bottle of water; fancy that&#8217;.<br \/>\nI almost felt a bullet singe me<br \/>\nfrom one of Samuel Colt&#8217;s newly<\/p>\n<p>minted revolvers. Queen Victoria<br \/>\nlooked eloquent in a green floral<br \/>\ndress although Albert trailed stiffly<br \/>\nbehind her as usual &#8211; such German<\/p>\n<p>thoroughness he could have been<br \/>\nlocked in a straitjacket. Seed drills<br \/>\nand spinning machines &#8211; whatever<br \/>\nwill they think of next ? T. H. Huxley,<\/p>\n<p>hairy as an orang utan stood gazing<br \/>\nat a llama. Irritable men with beards &#8211;<br \/>\nI swear each could offer camouflage<br \/>\nto a nest of thrushes jostled me through<\/p>\n<p>cannon fire and bombardment as if<br \/>\nThe battle of Waterloo had reoccurred.<br \/>\nThey feed paupers on bits of pastry,<br \/>\nleftovers from the aristocracy<\/p>\n<p>and landed gentry. The boys and girls<br \/>\ncircle like piranhas dumped in The Serpentine.<br \/>\nA woman wearing a bonnet drinking gin;<br \/>\nI heard her chuntering loudly about how<\/p>\n<p>one day man would land on the moon.<br \/>\nTo contemplate a person could possess such<br \/>\na crazy idea. Her teeth were yellow. Pity<br \/>\nBedlam is already overflowing with the insane &#8216;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chris Johnson<\/strong> has had poems in <em>Orbis, Other Poetry, The Journal, Seventh Quarry<\/em> etc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Talking to myself &#8211; at The Great Exhibition, Crystal Palace, London 1851 &#8216; A barometer filled with leeches in a bottle of water; fancy that&#8217;. I almost felt a bullet singe me from one of Samuel Colt&#8217;s newly minted revolvers. Queen Victoria looked eloquent in a green floral dress although Albert trailed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19666"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19920,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19666\/revisions\/19920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}