{"id":19352,"date":"2019-06-15T08:00:56","date_gmt":"2019-06-15T08:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=19352"},"modified":"2020-12-09T15:47:55","modified_gmt":"2020-12-09T15:47:55","slug":"helen-rye-on-national-flash-fiction-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/helen-rye-on-national-flash-fiction-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Helen Rye on National Flash-Fiction Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flat\u00a0Pack<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He lays the pieces out on the rug in Euclidian point order. \u00a0She spreads the instructions\u00a0flat\u00a0among toast crumbs. Stray curls of butter slick the paper down.<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">He fixes A to B to C to D, fourteen-and-three-quarter Allen key revolutions each one &#8211; not too tight, not too loose. She locates locking pin E in cylinder nut F, by hand, to assemble the corner pieces, times four.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">He readjusts the corner pieces, times four, by two-and-one-eighth millimetres. Attaches plate G with a spigot wrench.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">She sets the thing upright. It pivots sideways with arboreal grace.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">They regard bracket H.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">He searches for it in the diagram. She turns the bracket upside down, holds it up and gazes through it at the thing, which has come to rest on the rug in a broadly rhomboid shape.<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">He takes it and applies the principles of Newtonian mechanics with a claw hammer.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">She quotes Nietzsche, obliquely, and mostly to herself.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">He constructs rivets from bits of old jewellery and sundry other items it would be ridiculous to keep, arc-welds the top splint to the side-brace using the bracket as a splice grip.<\/span><br \/>\nShe turns the thing to the light. It is crippled, and limps like a spavined horse. She says, \u2018It would be kinder to kill it.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">He consults quantum mechanics, adjusting the thing\u2019s relative relativity with harmonics, saws the molecular weight of an angel dancing on a point of semantics off the end of each leg, abrading the angles with a pipe laser.\u00a0Forces it to stand, though anyone, anyone could see it would be better to let it fall.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">She pours a six-stanza poem into the dust. Gets up by herself and steps to the edge of them, and he tries to catch her, though anyone, anyone could see it would be better to let her go.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><strong>Helen Rye<\/strong> lives in Norwich, UK. She has won the Bath Flash Fiction Award, the Reflex Fiction contest and third place in the 2018 Bristol Short Story Prize. Her stories have been nominated for Best Small Fictions and the Pushcart Prize, and shortlisted for the Bridport Prize. She is a submissions editor for <em>SmokeLong Quarterly<\/em> and a prose editor for L<em>ighthouse Literary Journal<\/em>, and she helps out from time to time at <em>Ellipsis Zine<\/em> and <em>TSS Publishing<\/em>.\u00a0 Website <a href=\"http:\/\/www.helenrye.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=http:\/\/www.helenrye.com&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1560423261691000&amp;usg=AFQjCNGYy8AhMwECqLETZviC4D4HVEEEfw\">www.helenrye.com<\/a> twitter: @helenrye<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Note: Earlier versions of this flash were shortlisted for the Bridport Flash prize and\u00a0 longlisted for last year\u2019s Mslexia Flash Competition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Flat\u00a0Pack He lays the pieces out on the rug in Euclidian point order. \u00a0She spreads the instructions\u00a0flat\u00a0among toast crumbs. Stray curls of butter slick the paper down. He fixes A to B to C to D, fourteen-and-three-quarter Allen key revolutions each one &#8211; not too tight, not too loose. She locates locking pin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[138,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2019-poetry-picks","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19352"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19390,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19352\/revisions\/19390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}