{"id":19072,"date":"2019-05-20T08:00:12","date_gmt":"2019-05-20T08:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=19072"},"modified":"2019-05-20T08:36:27","modified_gmt":"2019-05-20T08:36:27","slug":"sam-burt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/sam-burt\/","title":{"rendered":"Sam Burt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A Consensus<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One bright morning in December, the court agreed unanimously that:<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">the former prime minister was two months dead;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">he was guilty of treason in absentia;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">he had committed suicide while awaiting trial;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">he had died suddenly in prison;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">he had kicked himself to death;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">his fingernails had been seen in the Ministry of Interior;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">the rest of him was missing;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">he had plotted too soon;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">he had acted too late;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">his coup had been thwarted;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">the revolution had been saved;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">poetry would be safe again;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">he had been an unexceptional figure;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">his achievements were limited;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">his ambitions had been impractical;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">he felt at home in London and Washington;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">he was popular with students;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">there were too many students and not enough soldiers;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">there were too many students and not enough jobs;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">there were too many students;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">he was sentenced to death;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">his body, if found, be hanged;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">long-term investment in industry was needed;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">dried fruit exports looked promising;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">a factory made three tons of ice a day;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">Russians bought 40,000 tons of cement;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">Russians paved the capital\u2019s streets;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">the former prime minister had no children;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">he could not leave politics alone;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">his supporters were educated, agreeable men;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 28px;\">and all agreeable men were now in agreement.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*For Mohammad Hashim Maiwandwal (1919-73), the seventh prime minister of Afghanistan.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sam Burt <\/strong>is a copywriter\/tutor in east London. He writes poetry and fiction and has enjoyed success in\u00a0<em>Writer&#8217;s Magazine<\/em>\u00a0competitions\u00a0and the 1000 Word Challenge. His non-fiction has appeared in the\u00a0<em>Guardian<\/em>\u00a0and at\u00a0Book Riot\u00a0and the\u00a0<em>Huffington Post<\/em>. He is working on a novel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A Consensus One bright morning in December, the court agreed unanimously that: the former prime minister was two months dead; he was guilty of treason in absentia; he had committed suicide while awaiting trial; he had died suddenly in prison; he had kicked himself to death; his fingernails had been seen in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19072"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19224,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19072\/revisions\/19224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}