{"id":18042,"date":"2018-12-27T08:00:54","date_gmt":"2018-12-27T08:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=18042"},"modified":"2020-12-14T11:22:16","modified_gmt":"2020-12-14T11:22:16","slug":"on-the-sixth-day-of-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/on-the-sixth-day-of-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"On the Sixth Day of Christmas, we bring you Pat Edwards, Marc Woodward, Alison Binney"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-18011\" src=\"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460-185x185.jpg 185w, https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460-164x164.jpg 164w, https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460-184x184.jpg 184w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mary and Joseph<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I saw them in two bottles of cleaning product,<br \/>\nwith a stripy cloth thrown over their heads.<\/p>\n<p>I saw them in a swirling cloud formation,<br \/>\nstreaks of white and grey becoming figures.<\/p>\n<p>I saw them in the frozen patterns of leaves,<br \/>\nglinting at me in December\u2019s fallen debris.<\/p>\n<p>Mary and Joseph together, not quite touching,<br \/>\nred and brown sauce standing on the table.<\/p>\n<p>They are about as far away as a reluctant carol<br \/>\nsung by tots and teens, by seniors and carers.<\/p>\n<p>They are as distant as the Pound Shop presents<br \/>\nstuffed into charity show boxes for the poor.<\/p>\n<p>They are as out of reach as peace on Earth,<br \/>\nas unlikely as goodwill beyond the festive fun.<\/p>\n<p>But I know I saw them. She was too young<br \/>\nand he overwhelmed by his responsibilities.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pat Edwards<\/strong> is a writer, teacher and performer from Mid Wales. Her work has appeared in Prole, Magma, Atrium and others. She hosts Verbatim poetry open mic nights and curates Welshpool Poetry Festival.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Midnight, mid-December, in a fake railway carriage diner at JFK<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Zoltan Leonardo tells me his spectacular,<br \/>\nimprobable name. Says Call me Zolly!.<br \/>\nHe\u2019s a painter, a drummer, and Yes, I&#8217;m an alcoholic&#8230;<br \/>\nLike it&#8217;s obvious\u00a0and beyond his control.<\/p>\n<p>Gaunt and brown, face like an old satchel,<br \/>\ndark hair lashing his forehead. Shirt unbuttoned.<br \/>\nSays he&#8217;s owned his scarlet leather trousers<br \/>\nfor twelve years, never washed them.<\/p>\n<p>He turns to the bar to order a bourbon<br \/>\nbut the waitress bluntly refuses.<br \/>\nShe\u2019s already weary of December drunks<br \/>\nand it\u2019s still a long run of night shifts to go.<\/p>\n<p>She says the top bar is closed<br \/>\nbut he can have a beer from the bottom.<br \/>\nHe stands four bottles of Michelob<br \/>\non the table like a row of toy soldiers.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re not the only ones in the place.<br \/>\nThere\u2019s a backpacking couple in the corner booth<br \/>\ntheir heads down on the unwiped table;<br \/>\ntwo suited guys at the bar swiping phones.<\/p>\n<p>So you ain&#8217;t gonna believe me,<br \/>\nthis old girlfriend calls up after thirty years,<br \/>\nsays she\u2019s been\u00a0holdin\u2019 a candle,<br \/>\nwants to see me. Thirty years though..? I mean&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>And the\u00a0big red\u00a0cherry in her Christmas\u00a0cocktail?<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s inherited half a million and a house in LA.<br \/>\nCan you believe that? It&#8217;s insane man &#8211;<br \/>\na fuckin\u2019\u00a0pad in the city of angels!<\/p>\n<p>So I\u2019m thinking maybe she&#8217;s an angel<br \/>\n&#8211; but where\u2019s she been all these years, hey?<br \/>\nWhatever&#8230;\u00a0\u00a0I&#8217;m flying to LA in the morning.<br \/>\nI ain&#8217;t got a ticket yet but I&#8217;m going, you know?<\/p>\n<p>At this point I\u2019m expecting a request for help,<br \/>\na contribution to the fare &#8211; a &#8216;loan&#8217; of course.<br \/>\nI\u2019m preparing my rejection but it doesn\u2019t come.<br \/>\nInstead he reaches forward, unscrews two beers.<\/p>\n<p>I mean a house and half a million bucks.<br \/>\nDid I tell you I&#8217;m a painter? Palm trees no problem.<br \/>\nSo&#8230;hey &#8211; what\u2019s your name?\u00a0Let&#8217;s drink\u00a0a toast:<br \/>\nTo old\u00a0angels\u00a0and monied lovers!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Marc Woodward<\/strong> is a poet and musician living in Devon, England. He has been widely published and his recent collections include A Fright Of Jays (Maquette Press 2015) and Hide Songs (Green Bottle Press 2018).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Opening<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Every Christmas I wonder what my aunt is thinking<br \/>\nsending us separate cards, in separate envelopes,<br \/>\nwith separate stamps, to the same address.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps the allure of the burly postman,<br \/>\nsweating under the double weight of mail,<br \/>\nwill turn my gaze, at last, from your smile.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps the extra reaching down, picking up,<br \/>\nopening, reading, means today<br \/>\nI will leave for work without a kiss.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps we will fight over whose card<br \/>\ntakes pride of place, fall out, fall silent,<br \/>\nfall into separate beds, separate. Yes, they know<\/p>\n<p>what they are doing, these separate-card senders,<br \/>\nand therefore so must we, sharing cards, homes,<br \/>\nwounds, opening ourselves out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alison Binney<\/strong> is an English teacher from Cambridge who has recently created more space in her life for writing poetry. She has been published in &#8216;Magma&#8217;, &#8216;The North&#8217;, &#8216;The Fenland Reed&#8217; and &#8216;Under the Radar&#8217;.\u00a0 This poem was mentioned in the recent Seren Christmas card competition write-up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Mary and Joseph I saw them in two bottles of cleaning product, with a stripy cloth thrown over their heads. I saw them in a swirling cloud formation, streaks of white and grey becoming figures. I saw them in the frozen patterns of leaves, glinting at me in December\u2019s fallen debris. 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