{"id":18019,"date":"2018-12-23T08:00:08","date_gmt":"2018-12-23T08:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=18019"},"modified":"2021-09-05T13:18:00","modified_gmt":"2021-09-05T13:18:00","slug":"on-the-second-day-of-christmas-we-bring-you-anne-bailey-mick-corrigan-and-helen-pletts-romit-berger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/on-the-second-day-of-christmas-we-bring-you-anne-bailey-mick-corrigan-and-helen-pletts-romit-berger\/","title":{"rendered":"On the Second Day of Christmas, we bring you Anne Bailey, Mick Corrigan, and Helen Pletts &#038; Romit Berger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-18011 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460-185x185.jpg 185w, https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460-164x164.jpg 164w, https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Web_BirdsOtherLands_0460-184x184.jpg 184w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Round Robin<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The north wind doth blow,<br \/>\nand we shall have snow,<br \/>\nand what will the Robin do then?<\/p>\n<p>James played his first piano piece in public<br \/>\nIn June we lost our much loved cat<br \/>\nDavid has done less flying this year<\/p>\n<p>Poor Thing,<\/p>\n<p>We finally carpeted all the upstairs<br \/>\nThe social life here is absolutely wonderful<br \/>\nA plumber set fire to the back of the house<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019ll sit in a barn,<\/p>\n<p>Karen graduated in September<br \/>\nJamie is teaching English in a Tibetan Monastery in India<br \/>\nFlowers seem to have taken over my life<\/p>\n<p>And keep himself warm,<\/p>\n<p>The Cats have settled in well and the tortoise<br \/>\nWe still walk beside the sea before breakfast<br \/>\nRaleigh was hit by the school bus<\/p>\n<p>And hide his head under his wing,<\/p>\n<p>Pam\u2019s mum had a fall (which did prove fatal)<br \/>\nPhil is still busy teaching air warfare<br \/>\nI learnt a traditional method of Portuguese carpet making<\/p>\n<p>Poor thing,<\/p>\n<p>We crossed rivers endlessly on horseback<br \/>\nEagles and Kites flying overhead<br \/>\nSarah got another degree &#8211; her third<\/p>\n<p>Poor Thing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anne Bailey<\/strong>, originally from Yorkshire is a poet living and writing in North Norfolk. She has had her work published in various journals.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Advent<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>These are the days of opening and offering morsels of chocolate or wise, kindly words,<\/p>\n<p>of frost in the hedgerows and robins on a branch while the Bethlem boys beat the tar off each other over the saviour\u2019s shoe size and the length of his beard,<\/p>\n<p>religious men driven to madness or heading there on foot as Christ on a bicycle goes pedaling past.<\/p>\n<p>These are the days of unvarnished truth told to your boss at the office party, of counting the days to your disciplinary hearing, the seasonal spirits claiming yet another lemming.<\/p>\n<p>These are the days of \u201cwhat the fuck was I thinking\u201d of \u201cFOMO made me do it Judge, I should have left at a respectable hour\u201d of glitter, glitz and things that smell of coconut though not in a good way.<\/p>\n<p>Of roaring fires and fuckwit fools doing the twelve pubs in shit shirts, festive hats and a lurking violence waiting to erupt like a stripper from a cake,<\/p>\n<p>of \u201call you need is love\u201d condoms and at least a basic understanding of what constitutes consent.<br \/>\nThese are the days of memory loss and existential dread, of unexpected kindness from those you didn\u2019t think capable though hostilities resume in January,<\/p>\n<p>of those who are gone, revisiting for a moment to say \u201chello\u201d or \u201cI fucking told you so\u201d<br \/>\nof broken sheds with yawing roofs where exhausted women and terrified kids<\/p>\n<p>lie down in dirty straw to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mick Corrigan&#8217;<\/strong>s debut collection, <em>Deep Fried Unicorn<\/em>, was released in to the wild in early 2015 by Rebel Poetry, Ireland. His poem, <em>Snowbound<\/em> was nominated for a Pushcart Prize 2018 by <em>San Pedro Review<\/em>, USA, his poem, <em>If Harry Clarke made a stained-glass window for the Magdalene Women<\/em> was nominated for a Forward Poetry Prize 2018 by Poetry Bus, Ireland. His second collection <em>Life Coaching for Gargoyles<\/em> will be launched, like a clown from a cannon, in early 2019.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>We proffer milk to the holler-wool jaws<\/b><\/p>\n<p>we proffer milk to the holler-wool jaws<br \/>\nfrom a glass gin bottle<br \/>\nto the gnash on teat<br \/>\norphan-drawn in seconds<br \/>\nbulk-white in the darkness at the stone of the house<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/unnamed.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-18023\" src=\"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/unnamed.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"344\" height=\"479\" srcset=\"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/unnamed.jpg 460w, https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/unnamed-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 344px) 100vw, 344px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Words by <strong>Helen Pletts<\/strong> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.helenpletts.com\/\">www.helenpletts.com<\/a> ) whose two collections, <em>Bottle bank<\/em> and<em> For the chiding dove<\/em>, are both published by YWO\/Legend Press (supported by The Arts Council) and available on Amazon. \u2018Bottle bank\u2019 was longlisted for The Bridport Poetry Prize 2006, under Helen\u2019s maiden name of Bannister. Working collaboratively on Word and Image with Romit Berger, illustrator, since 2012.<\/p>\n<p>Image by <strong>Romit Berger<\/strong> who says\u00a0 \u201cI am a graphic designer. I met my very dear friend, Helen Pletts, in Prague, several years ago. Helen\u2019s inspiration has led my graphic design career into that magical realm which combines illustration and poetry, and our creative wings continue to connect our souls through time and distance.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Round Robin The north wind doth blow, and we shall have snow, and what will the Robin do then? 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