{"id":17160,"date":"2018-09-12T08:00:50","date_gmt":"2018-09-12T08:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=17160"},"modified":"2018-10-03T14:46:38","modified_gmt":"2018-10-03T14:46:38","slug":"amy-kean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/amy-kean\/","title":{"rendered":"Amy Kean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>I<\/strong> <strong>put make-up on for the Deliveroo driver \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pornography implies this a fruitful strategy for lonely women.<br \/>\nOften their husbands are out of town, but you could be anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>I put make-up on for the Deliveroo driver, hot ribs and bang bang cauliflower hint at my intentions.<br \/>\nThe miso aubergine and Chilean Malbec brazen, our language: body and artisanal oriental fusion.<\/p>\n<p>I put make-up on for the Deliveroo driver, barely-there razzmic berry shorts simmer on my thigh tops.<br \/>\nThese neatly boxed breasts ready and protein-heavy like five days of meal prep in airtight tupperware.<\/p>\n<p>I put make-up on for the Deliveroo driver, painted my lips crimson as a blood clot five centimetres in length.<br \/>\nPinched my cheeks so hard the rest of my body forgot how pain feels.<\/p>\n<p>I put make-up on for the Deliveroo driver to prove my fruit is not forbidden. I am Eve, original biblical MILF. I am the childless witch in a gingerbread house, I am his stepmother, I am your cracked, overheated induction hob.<\/p>\n<p>I put make-up on for the Deliveroo driver but the helmet hid his face. It might have been you. He might have been wearing make-up too. A woman with appropriated braids was vaping in the car.\u00a0 He was late, forgot my spring rolls and the sticky shredded chilli beef still breathing. I imagined it was you. Delivering sustenance in disguise to check I\u2019m alive.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><strong>Amy Kean<\/strong> is an author and advertising creative from London. Her first book &#8211; <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unbound.com\/books\/gave-zero\">The Little Girl Who Gave Zero Fucks<\/a><\/em> &#8211; is out in October, and she&#8217;s had work published in the Guardian, Disclaimer magazine and <em>Litro<\/em> amongst many others. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shitsandgigs.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=http:\/\/www.shitsandgigs.com&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1532853746716000&amp;usg=AFQjCNEwJ8ZyMdspL07Kf8ZfFO5SIIxUPw\">www.shitsandgigs.com<\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I put make-up on for the Deliveroo driver \u00a0 Pornography implies this a fruitful strategy for lonely women. Often their husbands are out of town, but you could be anywhere. I put make-up on for the Deliveroo driver, hot ribs and bang bang cauliflower hint at my intentions. The miso aubergine and Chilean [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17161,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17160\/revisions\/17161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}