{"id":17143,"date":"2018-09-06T08:00:45","date_gmt":"2018-09-06T08:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=17143"},"modified":"2018-07-28T13:19:02","modified_gmt":"2018-07-28T13:19:02","slug":"tim-dadswel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/tim-dadswel\/","title":{"rendered":"Tim Dadswell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Neil at The Christening<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>With no living parents, reunions with Neil\u2019s two divorced siblings, Bev and John, were becoming rare. On one of the more unexpected occasions, he arrived at Weymouth Station from London. Bev\u2019s daughter, Becky, wanted to be baptised.<\/p>\n<p>As clouds were rolling in, Neil was pleased to spot John\u2019s car. He climbed into the Vectra, mud-spattered after its journey from Grantham. Traces of factory grime under his fingernails, John drove off, ranting about Bev\u2019s best friend.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJen\u2019s been telling me where I went wrong with my divorce. She\u2019s driving me mad!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Neil felt unqualified to comment, being unmarried, childless and a stranger to the legal profession. He threw John a smirk.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou look smart, Neil!\u201d Bev exclaimed, as they arrived at her house, Jen hovering behind her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGlad I\u2019ve done something right,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n<p>While sitting in the living room, Neil overheard whispering in the hall.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy didn\u2019t you ask Neil to be a godparent?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCould\u2019ve done, I suppose,\u201d sniffed Bev.<\/p>\n<p>An hour later, they trekked by people-carrier convoy to a village church, with scaffolding around its steeple and daffodils huddled in conspiratorial clusters along its gravel paths.<\/p>\n<p>As the vicar called the godparents to join Bev and Becky at the font, Neil stood at the end of the pews, feeling out of place.<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, the vicar asked him, \u201cAre you Becky\u2019s other uncle?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His reply was so terse, the vicar walked away like a scientist stumped by his results.<\/p>\n<p>As the church was emptying, they decamped to a caf\u00e9. John said a few words and presented Becky with a pendant.<\/p>\n<p>By five o\u2019clock, they were back at Bev\u2019s. His walk-on part over, Neil needed help with his exit. On the sofa, Bev and John giggled and nudged each other. Neil\u2019s bloodstream ran with thwarted adrenaline until John agreed to resume the role of chauffeur. Another short ride, not notable for its conversation, reconnected Neil with the rail network.<\/p>\n<p>While travelling back to his small flat and office job, he reflected on his record of regular visits, cards and gifts, wondering why he was sliding into unworthiness.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">#<\/p>\n<p>On Becky\u2019s next birthday, Neil and Bev were talking on the phone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019re off to Wiltshire this weekend. Jen\u2019s marrying a pagan. The wedding\u2019s at Stonehenge. They\u2019ll be dressed in purple.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As Neil chuckled, Bev\u2019s tone lightened. Like water bugs, they glided across a fragile meniscus.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><strong>Tim Dadswell<\/strong> lives in Norfolk and began writing when he retired. He has had work published in <i>The Literary Hatchet, Brilliant Flash Fiction, <\/i>and<i> Cocktails with Miss Austen. \u00a0\u00a0<\/i>Amazon:<i>\u00a0<\/i><i><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Tim-Dadswell\/e\/B077H5KFQG\/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Tim-Dadswell\/e\/B077H5KFQG\/ref%3Dntt_dp_epwbk_4&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1532865233263000&amp;usg=AFQjCNFxGRboNojGIwmyOG72IKT_9-HWUg\">Tim-Dadswell<\/a><\/i><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Neil at The Christening With no living parents, reunions with Neil\u2019s two divorced siblings, Bev and John, were becoming rare. On one of the more unexpected occasions, he arrived at Weymouth Station from London. Bev\u2019s daughter, Becky, wanted to be baptised. As clouds were rolling in, Neil was pleased to spot John\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17143"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17145,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17143\/revisions\/17145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}