{"id":1640,"date":"2009-03-24T16:51:17","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T16:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=1640"},"modified":"2009-03-24T16:51:17","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T16:51:17","slug":"newamba-issues-a-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/newamba-issues-a-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Newamba issues a warning"},"content":{"rendered":"


Punch You in the Face<\/span>
 <\/span>

The next time I see you<\/span>

I\u2019m going to punch you in the face<\/span>

Don\u2019t ask me why<\/span>
I\u2019m not really sure<\/span>
It could be that thing you said to me a long time ago<\/span>
That I forgot and you can\u2019t recall<\/span>
But, nonetheless, it pissed me off<\/span>

Maybe it\u2019s because you like that song <\/span>My Humps<\/span> by the Black Eyed Peas<\/span>
Maybe it\u2019s because you talk too much during movies<\/span>
Or possibly it pertains to the peculiar sound you make when you eat<\/span>

Perhaps it\u2019s the way you look in a hat<\/span>
Perhaps it\u2019s the things you say to my cat<\/span>
(I\u2019m glad she always hisses and scratches you)<\/span>

Whatever it is<\/span>
I\u2019m going to punch you in the face<\/span>
And I\u2019ll record it and upload it to the internet, too<\/span>
So you and everyone<\/span>
Will know and will see<\/span>
That you got punched in the face<\/span>
Punched in the face<\/span>
By me<\/span>


* Newamba Flamingo was born and raised on a chicken farm in the Florida Keys by a suicidal cult of transvestite prostitutes who dressed up in gorilla suits and played loud Polka music from distorted speakers at all hours of the night. After escaping the chicken farm, he was taken hostage by an Elvis impersonator that forced him at gunpoint to write poetry. He was later able to flee from the Elvis impersonator and now wanders the streets of South Beach in a purple tutu, spitting out bizarre poems as he pleases. His work has been published and featured at <\/span>10K Poets, BadWriter, NC Lowbrow, MySpace, EveryPoet.Net, PoemHunter<\/span>, and various toilet stalls across Florida.<\/span>
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