{"id":15725,"date":"2018-02-23T09:00:31","date_gmt":"2018-02-23T09:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=15725"},"modified":"2018-01-26T15:35:08","modified_gmt":"2018-01-26T15:35:08","slug":"paul-vaughan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/paul-vaughan\/","title":{"rendered":"Paul Vaughan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Man\u2019s Best Friend<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You showed up again<br \/>\nout of the blue.<br \/>\nYour shaggy parasitic black fur<br \/>\na blight on my hearth-rug.<\/p>\n<p>You turned your wet nose up<br \/>\nat the Tescos own brand dog food.<br \/>\nBarked to say your hunger<br \/>\nwould be satisfied with nothing<br \/>\nuntil you had devoured the very sun.<\/p>\n<p>Christ, you smell.<br \/>\nSnarling at my friends,<br \/>\nhumping every leg in sight<br \/>\nuntil you\u2019ve got me to yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Well done. You win.<br \/>\nAnd when you drag your stinking arse<br \/>\naway again<br \/>\nthis empty house will echo with your howls.<br \/>\nI\u2019ll scrub the filthy dishes<br \/>\nand sit beside the \u2018phone<br \/>\nyou disconnected.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Paul Vaughan<\/strong> lives in Yorkshire. His work has previously appeared in <em>Prole, Agenda, Poetry Salzburg, Frogmore Papers, Picaroon Poetry <\/em>and<em> Obsessed with Pipework<\/em>, among others. He is also chief editor of the e-zine <em>Algebra of Owls.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Man\u2019s Best Friend You showed up again out of the blue. Your shaggy parasitic black fur a blight on my hearth-rug. You turned your wet nose up at the Tescos own brand dog food. Barked to say your hunger would be satisfied with nothing until you had devoured the very sun. Christ, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15725"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15885,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15725\/revisions\/15885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}