{"id":1557,"date":"2009-01-13T17:12:20","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T17:12:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=1557"},"modified":"2009-01-13T17:12:20","modified_gmt":"2009-01-13T17:12:20","slug":"colin-cross-has-no-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/colin-cross-has-no-idea\/","title":{"rendered":"Colin Cross has no idea"},"content":{"rendered":"

NO IDEA<\/span>


I have no idea<\/span>
how long it had been<\/span>
since I'd last seen her<\/span>
but as I turned the corner<\/span>
into the lane by my flat<\/span>
there she was in front of me<\/span>
attractive and sexy<\/span>
in little shorts and vest<\/span>

she exclaimed “hello Colin”<\/span>
and then talked non stop<\/span>
about people she knew<\/span>
and how they were<\/span>
before asking me<\/span>
“have you seen mum lately?”<\/span>

I told her I hadn't<\/span>
and after asking where I lived<\/span>
she said she would<\/span>
come and see me<\/span>
asking if that would be OK<\/span>
I said it would be<\/span>
and contiued on my way<\/span>

I have no idea<\/span>
when it was I last saw her<\/span>
as I have absolutely<\/span>
no idea who she was<\/span>


* <\/span><\/font>Colin Cross lives in Norwich and is a regular IS&T contributor<\/font>

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NO IDEAI have no ideahow long it had beensince I'd last seen herbut as I turned the cornerinto the lane by my flatthere she was in front of meattractive and sexyin little shorts and vestshe exclaimed “hello Colin”and then talked non stopabout people she knewand how they werebefore asking me“have you seen mum lately?”I told […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}