{"id":1519,"date":"2008-12-18T15:09:11","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T15:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=1519"},"modified":"2008-12-18T15:09:11","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T15:09:11","slug":"new-haibun-by-mike-montreuil-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/new-haibun-by-mike-montreuil-2\/","title":{"rendered":"New haibun by Mike Montreuil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">MEDICATION<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">I was a super spy last night, thwarting evil deeds from the seat of my Aston Martin.&nbsp; The night before, I was making love to the most beautiful woman in world; a person way too rich for my blood.&nbsp; Yes, I have vivid and unrealistic dreams when I&#39;m on cold medication.&nbsp;&nbsp; Golly Gee!&nbsp; You should have seen me pitch my no-hitter the night before.&nbsp;&nbsp; It was a gem!&nbsp; Even Hank Aaron struck out! Now, I wonder what tonight will bring.&nbsp; Being a pirate ship captain would be cool.&nbsp; I always wanted to rape and pillage and die in the eye of a hurricane.&nbsp; And to think, I could come back as the archeologist who discovers my ship wreck.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Sudafed and Tylenol 3s<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">my bed drenched<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">from a harrowing experience<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">* Mike Montreuil is a regular IS&amp;T contributor and sends greetings from &#8220;snowy Ottawa&#8221;.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MEDICATIONI was a super spy last night, thwarting evil deeds from the seat of my Aston Martin.&nbsp; The night before, I was making love to the most beautiful woman in world; a person way too rich for my blood.&nbsp; Yes, I have vivid and unrealistic dreams when I&#39;m on cold medication.&nbsp;&nbsp; Golly Gee!&nbsp; You should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haibun-tanka-haiku-haiga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}