{"id":14753,"date":"2017-10-23T08:00:18","date_gmt":"2017-10-23T08:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=14753"},"modified":"2020-12-09T15:29:18","modified_gmt":"2020-12-09T15:29:18","slug":"pat-edwards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/pat-edwards\/","title":{"rendered":"Pat Edwards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>March 1999<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Everyone is panicking about millennial catastrophe,<br \/>\nanticipating computer failure on a global scale.<br \/>\nAll the clocks will stop, North, South, East, West;<br \/>\nthe moon, sun, oceans, will descend to chaos.<\/p>\n<p>With everything that&#8217;s going on around us,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not really getting very much sleep.<br \/>\nI keep people informed with regular updates<br \/>\nby changing the answerphone message.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m keeping a sort of diary because<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll want to look back on all this<br \/>\nonce it&#8217;s become ancient history, so to speak.<br \/>\nThat came out wrong; didn&#8217;t mean it like that.<\/p>\n<p>The woman next door is practising the organ.<br \/>\nFriends are rehearsing what to say, how to be.<br \/>\nBut this March is turning out to be our last.<br \/>\nHow can anything ever come good with you dead.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pat Edwards<\/strong> is a writer, teacher and performer living in Mid Wales. She has been published in <em>Obsessed with Pipework, Picaroon, The Rat\u2019s Ass, The Fat Damsel, Ink Pantry <\/em>and<em> Amaryllis<\/em>. Pat runs <em>Verbatim<\/em> poetry open mic nights and is curating the 2017 Welshpool Poetry Festival.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; March 1999 Everyone is panicking about millennial catastrophe, anticipating computer failure on a global scale. All the clocks will stop, North, South, East, West; the moon, sun, oceans, will descend to chaos. With everything that&#8217;s going on around us, I&#8217;m not really getting very much sleep. I keep people informed with regular [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[136,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2017-poetry-picks","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14754,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14753\/revisions\/14754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}