{"id":14434,"date":"2017-08-16T08:00:07","date_gmt":"2017-08-16T08:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=14434"},"modified":"2017-07-22T15:35:04","modified_gmt":"2017-07-22T15:35:04","slug":"anna-cathenka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/anna-cathenka\/","title":{"rendered":"Anna Cathenka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>some Interesting Facts about SPIDERS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>spiders are not Insects because they have eight legs, although<br \/>\nthe \u2018Spider Swagger\u2019 can be done on Six. spiders are Particularly<\/p>\n<p>good at Battleships and have Bested other species consistently<br \/>\nin Championships. in 1846 the first Spider Top Hat was Conceived<\/p>\n<p>Of by the designer ophelia bricks and was Considered a key point<br \/>\nin arachnid Fashion History. spiders do not wear Shoes unless they<\/p>\n<p>are rich. post-coital Male spiders often go into Antiques. Words<br \/>\nthat have been used to describe spiders in arachnophillic Literature<\/p>\n<p>have been Boisterous, Seedy, Ur-Phallic (though that is Contested)<br \/>\nand aromatic. spiders communicate by Dancing, with more Complex<\/p>\n<p>Dances such as the Disco, being used to express difficult Philosophical<br \/>\nAnd Scientific Thought, such as the Properties of Dark Matter, the<\/p>\n<p>physical qualities of Light and the nature of Spider Deities such as<br \/>\nBIG HARD SIDNEY. contrary to Popular Belief, spiderweb is not in fact<\/p>\n<p>made of the tears of dying Children but is a Viscous Protein made<br \/>\nfrom Carbon, Helium and the Light of dying Stars. spiders are Particularly<\/p>\n<p>fond of owls and the OWL is often used as a Symbol Of virility, Freedom<br \/>\nand\/or owlishness in Many spider cultures and Religions. For Instance,<\/p>\n<p>the ancient egyptian spiders Worshipped an OWL-HEADED GOD. spiders<br \/>\ndo not like Tapas! if a spider is left Outside in the rain it may Develop<\/p>\n<p>a Hateful Personality, becoming Prone to bouts of Anti-Semitism,<br \/>\nhomophobia and Spitefulness. to Cure a spider of these side-effects,<\/p>\n<p>relieve it of one of its Legs. never put a spider on an Aeroplane as it<br \/>\nmay Combust, or Behave In An Anti-Social Manner due to fear of<\/p>\n<p>Combustion. Otherwise, spiders are generally Phlegmatic and don\u2019t mind<br \/>\nbeing Associated with insects, especially Moths as they are Delicious.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>Anna Cathenka<\/strong>\u2019s poetry has been widely published in <em>Stride, Zoomorphic, The Clearing, International Times a<\/em>nd elsewhere. Her pamphlet <em>Dead Man Walking<\/em> will be published in the Autumn by New Fire Tree Press. She also makes poetry and podcasts, organises readings and runs workshops as part of the Sunbeats collective. Anna is currently based in Cornwall but will be moving to Norwich to study for the MA Poetry at UEA later this year. Anna can be found on Twitter @annacathenka and @sunbeatsco.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; some Interesting Facts about SPIDERS spiders are not Insects because they have eight legs, although the \u2018Spider Swagger\u2019 can be done on Six. spiders are Particularly good at Battleships and have Bested other species consistently in Championships. in 1846 the first Spider Top Hat was Conceived Of by the designer ophelia bricks and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14434"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14435,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14434\/revisions\/14435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}