{"id":14415,"date":"2017-08-09T08:00:12","date_gmt":"2017-08-09T08:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=14415"},"modified":"2017-07-22T14:49:38","modified_gmt":"2017-07-22T14:49:38","slug":"joe-cottonwood-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/joe-cottonwood-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Cottonwood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wolf Spider<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hey, wolf spider<br \/>\non the bathtub bottom<br \/>\nscaling porcelain, slipping \u2014<br \/>\nuncatchable. I want to shower.<br \/>\nYou dodge my washcloth, you dart away.<br \/>\nYou idiot. I\u2019m trying to help.<br \/>\nMust I spray you to the drain?<\/p>\n<p>Bare-ass, crouching I pause,<br \/>\nresting my fingers on the tub bottom<br \/>\nwhen suddenly you are tickling the hairs<br \/>\non the back of my hand as if<br \/>\ngreeting, asking.<br \/>\nSo I lift.<br \/>\nRapidly I escort you to the kitchen door,<br \/>\nset my palm on the wooden porch<br \/>\nwhere after rain there is the scent of fungus<br \/>\nbut you remain,<br \/>\nyou stand on my knuckles<br \/>\nstraddling two prominent veins.<br \/>\nYour sensitive feet take my pulse.<\/p>\n<p>I lean close,<br \/>\neyeball to eyeballs unblinking.<br \/>\nWe, both, are hairy.<br \/>\nWe frighten women.<br \/>\nWe mean no harm.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly shifting your perch<br \/>\nyou read my palm:<br \/>\nheart line, fate, life line.<br \/>\nAlmost a handshake.<br \/>\nThen you jump.<br \/>\nBrother, farewell!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Joe Cottonwood<\/strong> has worked as a carpenter, plumber, and electrician for most of his life. He is the author of nine published novels, a book of poetry, and a memoir. He lives in La Honda, California,\u00a0where he built a house and raised a family. His most recent book is<em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/99-Jobs-Blood-Sweat-Houses-ebook\/dp\/B00GMR6RGG\/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&amp;sr=1-1-catcorr&amp;qid=1408470811\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?hl=en&amp;q=http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/99-Jobs-Blood-Sweat-Houses-ebook\/dp\/B00GMR6RGG\/ref%3Dtmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding%3DUTF8%26sr%3D1-1-catcorr%26qid%3D1408470811&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1500819755926000&amp;usg=AFQjCNHNmGBNrhaZ3G5v6M_KTf70hA0k8Q\"> 99 Jobs: Blood, Sweat, and House<\/a>s<\/em>\u00a0 Website: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.joecottonwood.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?hl=en&amp;q=http:\/\/www.joecottonwood.com\/&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1500819755926000&amp;usg=AFQjCNFG2kNIIK8zNY0mwhPeCzawD5AymA\">http:\/\/joecottonwood.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Wolf Spider Hey, wolf spider on the bathtub bottom scaling porcelain, slipping \u2014 uncatchable. I want to shower. You dodge my washcloth, you dart away. You idiot. I\u2019m trying to help. Must I spray you to the drain? Bare-ass, crouching I pause, resting my fingers on the tub bottom when suddenly you are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14415"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14417,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14415\/revisions\/14417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}