{"id":1338,"date":"2008-08-12T15:45:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T15:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=1338"},"modified":"2008-08-12T15:45:02","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T15:45:02","slug":"helen-pletts-has-gone-travelling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/helen-pletts-has-gone-travelling\/","title":{"rendered":"Helen Pletts has gone travelling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\" size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Travelling<\/span><br style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/span>You have been travelling with me for decades;<br \/>even before you were born;<br \/>your toothbrush next to mine in my suitcase,<br \/>the bristles damp from the cold water in our last hotel.<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>I tipped the porter through your fingers;<br \/>your napkin wiped my lower lip;<br \/>clean, white linen you had straightened<br \/>by your plate at dinner.<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>There was a fold, a crease in the napkin,<br \/>like the gristle-spine of a chicken carcass<br \/>springing at my touch; indelibly pressed into the fibres,<br \/>like my laundry tags with your name on.<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;* Our commisserations to Helen Pletts, who seems to have spent half the summer undergoing root canal work at her local dentists. In a comment that is an object lesson in prose writing itself she adds&#8230; &#8220;had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.isotretinoinonlinebuy.com\">order accutane 40 mg<\/a> another root canal yesterday&#8230; just in time to enhance the bruises<br \/>\nnicely from the last one&#8230; which had started to fade slightly&#8230; more<br \/>\nlikely to be mistaken for a boxing hare currently than a mad march<br \/>\npoet(!)&#8230; had a nice little x-ray taken at the finish&#8230; shame I cannot<br \/>\nsend you one&#8230; a real memento of the whole pain thing&#8230; dancing in the<br \/>\nblack shadow of the plates were two little strange white trots&nbsp;which<br \/>\nlook as if they are eerily striding out beneath two hefty<br \/>\nmolars&#8230; with curled up toes like court jesters&#8230; maybe they will<br \/>\nup-sticks and walk off to seek their fortune soon&#8230; one can never tell<br \/>\nwith teeth&#8230;!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We&#39;ll have more novacaine fuelled tales from Helen later this summer.<\/p>\n<p><\/font> <\/p>\n<hr style=\"height: 2px; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Travelling&nbsp; You have been travelling with me for decades;even before you were born;your toothbrush next to mine in my suitcase,the bristles damp from the cold water in our last hotel.&nbsp;I tipped the porter through your fingers;your napkin wiped my lower lip;clean, white linen you had straightenedby your plate at dinner.&nbsp;There was a fold, a crease [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}