{"id":132,"date":"2011-01-14T12:52:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T12:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=132"},"modified":"2020-12-14T13:43:52","modified_gmt":"2020-12-14T13:43:52","slug":"short-cuts-for-a-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/short-cuts-for-a-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Short cuts for a Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Here&#39;s a collection of shorter pieces to ease us all gently into the weekend&#8230;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Quite early one morning<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u2018Y\u2019 Tumble<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">half past ten<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">a black and white<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">waitress<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">haiku\u2019s the menu<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u2018black pudding, mushrooms or<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;&nbsp; tomato\u2019<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">as shepherd alcoholics<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">warn of Swansea<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;&nbsp; storms<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><\/font><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><font size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">&#8230;David Lewis<\/span><br \/><\/font><\/div>\n<p><font size=\"2\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">BORED<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">if you blow your foot off<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">with a double-barrel shotgun<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">is that an innocent mistake<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">how many toes constitute an error<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">how many inches of shin a sin<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">the devil is in the detail<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><\/font><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><font size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">&#8230;G W Colkitto<\/span><br \/><\/font><\/div>\n<p><font size=\"2\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">Four Alone and Together<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">1.&nbsp;&nbsp; If ever there was<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; a home for haiku<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; it is outside this window<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">2.&nbsp;&nbsp; South is not a sense.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; North is always true<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and I am not the centre.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">3.&nbsp;&nbsp; I was at first annoyed by<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; the fly on my peach.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; But not any more.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">4.&nbsp; My heart is ready.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; My thoughts are now clear.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Pressing \u2018send\u2019 still does nothing.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><\/font><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><font size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">&#8230;Sue Guiney<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/div>\n<p><font size=\"2\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">* David Lewis<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">&#39;s forthcoming book is out April-ish. <\/span><a style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.david-lewis.co.uk\/write.html\">www.david-lewis.co.uk\/write.html<\/a><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><\/font><font style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\" size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">* G W Colkitto<\/span> has had short stories in <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Ranfurly Review<\/span>. He has published two poetry anthologies and a poetry pamphlet. He is part of <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Read Raw<\/span>, four writers performing regularly in the Glasgow area. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.readrawltd.co.uk\/\">www.readrawltd.co.uk<\/a><\/font><font size=\"2\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">* Sue Guiney<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">\u2019s novel <\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\">A Clash of Innocents<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"> was published in September 2010. Her poetry collection<\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"> Her Life Collected<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"> will be published in early 2011. <br \/>&nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;\"><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#39;s a collection of shorter pieces to ease us all gently into the weekend&#8230;Quite early one morning\u2018Y\u2019 Tumblehalf past tena black and whitewaitresshaiku\u2019s the menu\u2018black pudding, mushrooms or&nbsp;&nbsp; tomato\u2019as shepherd alcoholicswarn of Swansea&nbsp;&nbsp; storms &#8230;David Lewis BOREDif you blow your foot offwith a double-barrel shotgunis that an innocent mistakehow many toes constitute an errorhow many [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haibun-tanka-haiku-haiga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24055,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions\/24055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}