{"id":12265,"date":"2016-12-13T08:00:23","date_gmt":"2016-12-13T08:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=12265"},"modified":"2016-10-16T14:19:59","modified_gmt":"2016-10-16T14:19:59","slug":"greg-freeman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/greg-freeman\/","title":{"rendered":"Greg Freeman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Andy Williams<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When I was young I didn&#8217;t get it:<br \/>\nthe crooning, whining, almost girlish voice.<br \/>\nMiddle of the road, hope I die before I get that old.<br \/>\nMusic my girlfriend&#8217;s parents danced to,<br \/>\nwaltzing with stern expressions and stiff backs.<\/p>\n<p>Thirty years later, watching them<br \/>\nstill dancing I thought,<br \/>\nif we could only move like that.<br \/>\nWouldn&#8217;t it be wonderful?<\/p>\n<p>And then I understood.<br \/>\nAndy Williams, so smooth,<br \/>\nthe king of cool, whispering in ears<br \/>\nthe sweet, persuasive sounds<\/p>\n<p>of middle-aged, swinging sex.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Greg Freeman<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writeoutloud.net\/profiles\/gregfreeman\">http:\/\/www.writeoutloud.net\/profiles\/gregfreeman <\/a>is a former newspaper sub-editor, and now news editor for the poetry website Write Out Loud. His debut pamphlet collection, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indigodreams.co.uk\/greg-freeman\/4587958507\"><em>Trainspotters<\/em> <\/a>, was published by Indigo Dreams in 2015<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Andy Williams When I was young I didn&#8217;t get it: the crooning, whining, almost girlish voice. Middle of the road, hope I die before I get that old. Music my girlfriend&#8217;s parents danced to, waltzing with stern expressions and stiff backs. Thirty years later, watching them still dancing I thought, if we could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12265"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12868,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12265\/revisions\/12868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}