{"id":10862,"date":"2016-05-11T08:00:19","date_gmt":"2016-05-11T08:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ink.verticalplus.co.uk\/archive\/?p=10862"},"modified":"2020-12-09T15:11:08","modified_gmt":"2020-12-09T15:11:08","slug":"susie-wild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/susie-wild\/","title":{"rendered":"Susie Wild"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>In case<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>of fire<br \/>\nexit building<br \/>\nbefore tweeting<br \/>\nabout it.<br \/>\nDo not stay statue-still<br \/>\nwith conducting hands<br \/>\nthose fidget thumbs<br \/>\nwhilst up the stairs<br \/>\nthe accounts team<br \/>\nare inhaling smoke<br \/>\nfor the first<br \/>\n(and last) time.<br \/>\nPlease scroll down<br \/>\nthe stairwell and click \u2018exit.\u2019<br \/>\nAssemble yourself.<br \/>\nBreathe in. Breathe out.<br \/>\nNow look at this<br \/>\npicture of a girl with a clown<br \/>\nand remember what it means<br \/>\nfor a channel to be<br \/>\noff air.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Susie Wild<\/strong> is the author of\u00a0<em>The Art of Contraceptio<\/em>n. She\u2019s performed her words in dives and dance halls since 2006 (Green Man, Dinefwr, Glastonbury, Hay, The Laugharne Weekend etc) and been published on websites, in anthologies, magazines and even on cake. She lives in Cardiff and is Publishing Editor at Parthian Books. Twitter: @soozerama\u00a0 Blog:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/susiewild.blogspot.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">http:\/\/susiewild.blogspot.co.uk<\/a>\u00a0 Amazon Author Page:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Susie-Wild\/e\/B004GHR9D4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Susie-Wild\/e\/B004GHR9D4<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; In case of fire exit building before tweeting about it. Do not stay statue-still with conducting hands those fidget thumbs whilst up the stairs the accounts team are inhaling smoke for the first (and last) time. Please scroll down the stairwell and click \u2018exit.\u2019 Assemble yourself. Breathe in. Breathe out. Now look [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[135,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2016-poetry-picks","category-prose-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10862"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23833,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10862\/revisions\/23833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inksweatandtears.co.uk\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}